Many of you are probably wondering what in the world
are these two talking about? Ducks? Secret Agents?
Have they totally lost their minds? YES WE HAVE!!!
Anyone who knows the story of the ducks knows the
truth. Now you may be wondering why WE are Secret
Agents and what it takes to be a duck. WE DARE YOU TO
READ ON!!!
Qualificaions to become a Secret Agent
You must LOVE ducks.
You must LOVE to play duck duck GOOSE!!!
You must pledge your life to the fight against the Evil Duck Hunter TOM.
You must spend your free time frolicing in the woods.
You must LOVE to spend time on exotic islands in the presence of DUCKS.
You must sing the Rubber Duckie song at least 2 times every day.
You must pledge your life to following the DUCKS on their many adventures.
You must NEVER go duck hunting or even PLAY Duck Hunt on Nintendo.
You must keep all information Confidential.
You must adhere to any standards set by Agents #1 and #2 without question.
Qualifications to become a Duck
WOW!!!!!!!!
You must enjoy Duck Duck GOOSE with the Secret Agents.
You must LOVE to frolic.
You must spend your free time modeling for the Secret Agents.
You must abide by the dress code set forth by the Agents.
You must be willing to go on an exotic escapade on command.
You must never leave site of an Agent without prior written consent.
You must avoid
You must be the subject of numerous news flashes.
You must adhere to any standards set by Secret Agents #1 and #2 withouth question.
