The little weasel that could, but had a hard time doing it part 3
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Where were we?.....oh, yes. Wea-wea DIDN'T write down the instructions, so, this shows he wasn't so bright whithout his brain. He set off. He started off going down the road but, yet for how long should he go? He had no idea, so he guessed a random number. Hm.............well, he couldn't think of any random numbers, so he guessed a random letter. K. Well, so, K............what should he do with the letter K? He decided to write it, so he took out a piece of chalk and wrote a big K on the street. Wonderful. Now.........what does he d? He decided to walk down the street until he thiught of something. Sadly, because his brain was not intact, he would never think of anything. He walked for 30 years down the road and, found he had walked around the world, for he was again standing in front of his house. As he walked inside, Guatamala, his mother, yet again hit him with many hard implements, but this time, she had taped sharp implements to the hard implements with Funkmaster brand tape. She then noticed it was Wea-wea, and she asked where he had been for the past 30 years. He told her he hadbeen at his friend Flappo the hippo's house, but, Guatamala, Wea-wea's mother, knowing Wea-wea had no friends named Flappo the hippo, and no friends at all for that matter, she knew he had not been at his friend Flappo the hippo's house. She asked him where he had really been, but, because his brain was not connected to himself, all he did was salivate on his mother carpet. She was about to run for a towel when she heard a "knock knock" at the door. Actually, it was more of a "thump thump" than a "knock knock", but that has nothing to do with the story, so we will skip it. Anyway, Guatamala opened the door and found a rather plump, moist creature standing there. She asked who and WHAT the thing was, and it said (in a large, muffled voice), "I am Flappo the hippo, friend of Wea-wea." Guatamala was very suprised at thism and, in shock, threw a large lamp at Flappo the hippo, friend of Wea-wea. Flappo the hippo, friend of Wea-wea screamed a big, muffled, "AHHH!" and ran at 7 MPH down, towards a lamp pole where he ran into the lamp pole and fell, limp and uncomfortable. As soon as he hit the ground, an ambulence sped up to Flappo the hippo, friend of Wea-wea at 75 MPH and started loading him onto the ambulence. Guatamala said to Wea-wea, "Go hitcha ride on the ambulence. It will take you to the hospital!" And, because the ambulence was driving away, Wea-wea's mother heaved Wea-wea at the ambulence. Wea-wea flew straight and true towards the ambulence, and when he hit the side of the vehicle, splatted and stuck to it with a disgusting "SPLAAAT" sound. (Everyone knows weasels do that.) TO BE CONTINUED.....
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