The little weasel that could, but had a hard time doing it part 2
Okay. We're back. Where were we?.....oh yes. Wea-wea had just woken up from his dream. After his dream, Wea-wea journeyed into the wilderness...otherwise known as his room. In his room, Wea-wea found something he hadn't seen for 999993683523 years. It was his brain. He thought for a minute how he would get it back in his head, but because he had no brain, he couldn't think for very long. He went to his mom, who was named Guatamala. Guatamala said that Wea-wea must go see Yoda the cow. Wea-wea went to Yoda the cow, and Yoda the cow said that Wea-wea had a pretty bad problem. Yoda said Wea-wea must go see Funkmaster the mutated fish-fin. Wea-wea started off for Funkmaster the mutated fish-fin, yet it took Wea-wea 3 years to get to Funkmaster the mutated fish-fin. When Wea-wea got to Funkmaster the mutated fish-fin, Funkmaster the mutated fish-fin said Wea-wea must go to a hospital to get his brain back in. Yet Wea-wea left his brain at home! Wea-wea started off back home, and it took him, again, 3 years. His mom, not reconizing Wea-wea, started hitting him with many hard implements. But soon, she reconized him. She said the reason she did not reconize him at first was because he had grown 6 years older. (Which he had, for it took 6 years to get to and from Funkmaster the mutated fish-fin.) He asked here where a hospital was, and she said there was one 7 blockes down the road, turn left, walk 3 miles, turn right, and go 9 minutes down the road. Wea-wea, being a dumb kind of weasel, (because of his brain problem) did not write the directions down, which would have been a good idea, but, Wea-wea was so dumb, he couldn't tell a good idea from a bad one. TO BE CONTINUED...
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