"Who's back?!!" Serena said, through 735 tears. Exactly. I counted. No kidding.
Anyway, Serena spun around, got dizzy, and fainted. "Too bad." Said Alan, the alien. "She's passed out. I guess she won't be here to hear us say that we have decided to be evil again and suck people's energy. Isn't that right, Ann."
"Of course, sweety-pie."
"Don't call me that!"
"Sure thing, honey bunches."
"Not that either!"
Anything you say, sugur-baby."
"SHUT UP!"
"Awwwwwww......."
And at that, Ann and Alan transported away, to their "secret" hideout. Ironically, it was under Serena's bed.
That night, as Serena's favorite late-night radio show, "Lover's Line", was over, she got in bed. All of the sudden, she heard wierd russling from UNDER HE BED!!!!!!!! She junmped off her bed, and started to look under............"AIIIIIIIII!" You could hear Serena's scream for miles. Or more.
Out popped Ann and Alan. "Whew, it's only you guys." Said Serena. "I thought it was someone EVIL."
"But we are evil!" exclaimed Alan. "We decided to be evil again."
"Really? Cool! Tell me about it!" Said Serena.
"Well, to start, I'd have to do THIS!!!" And at that, Alan transported all three of them to the Nege-place, right before Beryl's throne.
"Well, what do we have heeeerrreeeeee........who-oh-ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" Beryl said as she fell right off her trone and into Jedite.
"Wow, Quenn," said Jedite. "I didn't know you cared........."
"Shut up, you incompetent fool!" And at that Beryl froze Jedite into ice and made him disapear (again).
"Anyway," said Beryl as she got back on her throne. "What do we have here?"
Alan replied, "I captured this dumb, idiotic FOOL and----""I am not dumb!" He was cut short by the now onle idiotic fool Serena.
All of the sudden Sailor Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto came through a portal.
"Um....I believe it is my turn to defeat the Negeverse this time...." said Neptune, so the others let her attack. She did "Deep Submerge", blasting Beryl's ugly face far into the Carribian. (Now of course you know, when Beryl heard that her UGLY face had got shot, then she went STRAIGHT to "Betsy's Makeovers", where Nege-people always get 20% off!)
Unluckily for us, Ann and Alan transported away before the Deep Submerge hit them. Unluckily for them, they transported right into jail, and evel more unluckily, they had transported to a cell with transport-proof walls, so they were stuck. Even MORE unluckily, they had transported to a cell which was presently containing........the all-time evil..................Nege-Alita! (this not very known negeperson attacked the Earth even BEFORE Jedite. It was RIGHT after the Moon Kingdom had gotten destroyed. Nege-Alita didn't do very well at all, and RIGHT before Beryl blasted her, she transported away, but lost her powers in the doing. Now she just resorted in torturing kids. Mostly 5th graders. But she got sent to jail by the heroic David.)
Anyway, Nege-Alita started to poke fun at Ann and Alan. She poked so much fun finnally Alan blasted Nege-Alita to her death. (Hooray!)
Back at Serena's, Serena got in bed, and was about to go to sleep.........when............"La-la-laaa! Laaa! La-la!" Serena had never heard such a racket in her life! She barged into Rini's room to find Rini and Hotaru singing thier hearts out.
"Hi Serena!" said Rini. "Whacha do'n?"
"I was TRYING to sleep!"
"oops. Sorry."
"Rrrg!" Serena barged back to her room and fell asleep..................
The next morning, Serena got up, tripped over her slippers, and fell down on a small, hard implement. She picked it up. It was a new brooch! It had a moon with a little F on it. Serena wondered....(which is not a very Serenaish thing to do)...........
TO BE CONTINUED!
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