Where we left off: Serena was throwing things at Melvin, whom she accidentally transformed into Sailor Moon. Zoycite, who was right there, accidentally transported Luna to the Antartic. A Melvin, well, you'll see.
The sound of little objects hitting Sailor Melvin sort of went, "Ponk, ponk, ponk". Serena started crying, for she thought she was the ONLY Sailor Moon. Melvin then ran off, giggling insanly.
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Let's skip to Luna. She was in the Antartic, FREEZING. Then a penguin came up to Luna, looking happy. Luna did a "Luna Mindmeld" on the penguin, so the penguin then knew it was the one and only, "Saior Iceberg". Luna gave it the Ice Pen, and told it to yell, "Iceberg Power!" The penguin, not knowing english, said, "Wakka meek pphhhoo!", but it transformed anyway. The Saior Iceberg did it's one move, "Ice Wave", whick made a wave of ice carry Luna and Sailor Iceberg back to Tokyo.
Back at Tokyo, Serena FINNALLY stopped crying, and now was looking at horrer at Zoycite, who was about to "Zoy" Serena. Zoycite was about to do it, when the ice wave smashend into her, making a "Spppppllllaaaackkkkkkkkkrrrrrracck!" sound.
All of the suudden the other scouts appeared. Mars went over to Serena, and told her to Transform, but Serena said, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, BRAT-HEAD!" This started a big fight, in which all the other scouts (except Saturn and Chibi) got involved in. Including the Starlights, and Artimus. But not Sailor Iceberg. Anyway. Saturn and Chibi were standing there with Diana, and the both un-tranformed. Rini said to Hotaru, "Wanna have a tea party?" Of course Hotaru said yes, so while the big fight was going on, Hotaru and Rini had a lovely spot of tea and crumpets.
Three hours later, the fight stopped. Sailor Iceberg said, "MAHHH-meekah", which ment, "Idiots." Hotaru completely agreed.
The next day, as Hotaru and Rini were walking around, And Luna and Amy were talking, the Negeverse attacked. All the scouts got together and transformed, then did Sailor Teleport to get to where the negeverse was, which was in Santa Fe.
When the got there, they saw the whole Nege-team on the beach in thier swimming suits. Malachite, who was wearing trunks with little Zoicite's on them, said, "You dolts! We're just on Vacation! Go back to your stupid human lives!" Serena said, "ok." and walked off. A half and hour later it hit her that they could attack the negeverse! (Sound like another world record of SLOW brainds to me) She ran back, finding the other scouts had almost destroyed the Negeverse, but the negeverse transported away. (Accidentally transporting themselves to the bottom of the Nile river)
Serena started to cry. Noone knew why. That's Serena for you. She just cries.
Sailor Iceberg, being in the Santa Fe sun too long, grilled into a cute little penguin-burgur. Serena was the one who ate it. Poooooooooooooooor Sailor Iceberg.
Back in tokyo, Serena tried to tranform, (why she did noone knows) but tranformed Miss Haruna. Miss Haruna suffacated, for she was a 41 year old in a 14 year old's clouthes. Ouch.
All of the sudden two familiar voices said, "We're back......" TO BE CONTINUED
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