As I was saying, it was a normal day for Serena. She had just done her ritual of tripping over seven rocks on the way to school, and she even tripped over Luna for good luck. She was ready for anything. Except the fact she was one hour forty-seven minutes lote for school. That sounds like a world record to me.
Serena was running now. You know, I bet Serena is pretty talented, seeing as she can keep running even though she was tripping over EVERYTHING. Including a envalope full of seventy 20-dollor bills. Too bad she didn't see the envalope. Tooooooooo baaaaaaaad.
Serena FINNALY got too school. Miss H. came over to her. Miss H. was about to give the you-are-going-to-the-principal's-office,-SERENA! speech when she tripped over Melvin's pet frog named Happy Joe, smashing it.
Melvin came over crying, seeing his bestest friend destroyed. Miss H. didn't care. She just got up, smacked Serena, then threw her out the door. The strange part was, Zoycite was standing directly outside the door.
The sound it made when Serena smashed into Zoicite was accually pretty amusing. It sort of went,"Smack-o-whamma!!" really loud. Zoicite flew up, and started to transport away. But everyone KNOWS Zoicite is a complete loser, so Zoicite accidentally transported Luna into the Antartic. Whoops.
Serena, seeing Zoicite, started to transform, but everyone KNOWS Serena is a klutz, so she accidentally transformed the crying, heartbrocken Melvin into Sailor Moon. Whoops.
Melvin, seeing e was a girl, stopped crying for his lifelong hopes and dreams had come true. He was finnally a girl. Strange.
Serena sat there for a minute stunned, and then started to throw things at Pretty Soldier Sailor Melvin.
TO BE CONTINUED...........
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