Baka Senshi Sailor Moo episode 3
*Baka Senshi SailorMoo*
Episode Three: Cutting the Cheese
By: Hotaru-chan, Goddess of Saturn
Edited and put into HTML format, David Burns a.k.a coolyoshi
Sailormoon is (C) 199? by Takeuchi Naoko
Note: Beruche is Birdie in the original version, and Cooan is Catsy.
"So, Ami, you're entering in the annual chess tournament again, ne?"
"Hai, Mako-chan, I hope Beruche's not going to freeze everyone again, right, Beruche?"
Ami poked Beruche in the ribs, and Cooan laughed. The four were walking down the street,
toward the chess building that looked like a knight.
"However, Ami-chan, I will be entering the tournament." Beruche said. Ami developed a
sweatdrop.
"What's the matter, Ami, don't think you can beat me?" Beruche teased. Silence.
"Ami-san! Makato-san! Beruche-san! Cooan-san!" it was Hotaru and Setsuna, riding their
bicycles, which they rarely do. A horn honked from behind, and they saw a yellow convertible,
Haruka and Michiru inside. They all laughed.
"Hotaru-chan, are you entering the chess tournament?" Cooan asked. Hotaru shook her
head.
"I'm here to cheer Beruche- and Ami-san,"
"Ah, Usagi, Minako, and Rei said they'd meet us outside the chess center." said
Makato.
"Hop in," Haruka called. The four crammed into the backseat of the convertible, while
Setsuna and Hotaru rode their bikes, and they all headed toward the Minato-ku Juuban chess
center.
"So, Eliza, you're entering the annual chess tournament this year?" Leah said.
"Yes, and I hope for a victory."
Leah, Eliza, Alita, Turkina, Amanda, and Camilla leaped out of Eliza's mother's van,
and they walked through the courtyard. "Hey, like, look!" Turkina said.
"Isn't that the chess champion of the year before last? Mizuno Ami?"
"Rah, er shonk sho." said Amanda, cramming a choclate bar in her mouth. She meant to
say, 'Yeah, I think so'. She was very corpulent.
"Hey, isn't that the girls that turned into those annoying Baka Senshi?" Rei said.
"Hai," Haruka nodded.
"Well, let's have a little fun." Rei and Usagi both stifled giggles.
"Rin, pyou, tou, sha, kai, jin, retsu, sai, zen, akuryou, taisan!" she meditated on
five anti-evil scrolls, and slapped them on the backs of Leah, Eliza, Alita, Turkina, Amanda,
and Camilla. They screamed. Rei, Usagi, and Haruka
ducked back into the building.
"Ami, Ami, she's ok! She's the champ that's here to stay!" Usa chanted.
"Not again, Usagi-chan," moaned Makato, glaring at the fans that Usagi was waving
around.
"Well, for once, Usagi's right," Rei said.
"Ami is winning all her matches so far."
"Don't look now, but that girl--Eliza--is too." Artimes muttered something that
soundedlike, "De-ja-vu..."
"Oooo!" cried Camilla.
"Yeah, like, Eliza's acing, like, all those matches!" Turkina exclaimed.
Camilla looked
confused. "I was yelling because Eliza's pretty picture is on the screen."
Sweatdrops.
"Look! Eliza's going to play that former champ, Mizuno Ami!" Leah shouted.
Ami entered Eliza's chess room, strangely dubbed, 'Room of Cheese'.
"Let's help Eliza win." Leah zapped away four of Ami's pawns and her queen with the
chess-cheating device. "Oh, look, Eliza's winning!"
A red rose flew through the air and hit Leah on the head.
"Hey!"
"Don't ever cheat for someone else, Baka Senshi, you'll be sorry." Tuxedo Kamen said.
"Transform now, Baka Senshi!" Alita yelled.
"Jars Ceramic Power...make-up!"
"Milkery Dairy Power...make-up!"
"Meanus Monster Power...make-up!"
"Stupider Baboon Power...make-up!"
"Cheesy Parmesan Power...make-up!"
Amanda finished dropped her unfinished candy bar, and said,
"Moo Cow Power...make-up!"
"I sense something wrong!" said Rei. The others nodded.
"Saturn Crystal Power, MAKE-UP!"
"Uranus Crystal Power, MAKE-UP!"
"Neptune Crystal Power, MAKE-UP!"
"Pluto Crystal Power, MAKE-UP!"
"Moon Eternal, MAKE-UP!"
"Mars Crystal Power, MAKE-UP!"
"Venus Crystal Power, MAKE-UP!"
"Jupiter Crystal Power, MAKE-UP!"
The Outers headed out the door to finish off a pack
of droidos/daimons/lemures/you get the picture/bad guys, and the Inners entered the chess room.
"Tuxedo Kamen!" Sailormoon yelled.
"Mercury Crystal Power, MAKE-UP!" Ami scrambled to the bathroom and henshined.
"Six against five, we'll live," whispered Sailorjars, who had just punched holes in
the jar over her head, to Sailormeanus.
"Mars! Flame Sniper!" Sailormars attacked.
"Shabon Spray!" Sailormercury went on with the plan.
"Crescent Beam!" Sailorvenus broke the chess-cheating device.
"Supreme Thunder Dragon!" Sailorjupiter made the dragon eat up Sailormoo's candy bar.
"Hey!" she said.
"I wanna attack!" Sailormoon whined.
"All right! Fine!" Sailormars got really aggrovated.
"Silver Moon Crystal Power Kiss!" she bashed up the Baka Senshi.
"Now, Sailorvenus!" Sailormars said.
"Venus! Love and Beauty Shock!" she produced a huge Love-me chain and bound the Baka
Senshi with it.
"Promise not to ever help someone else cheat again!" the Senshi said.
"We promise, mercy, mercy!"
Since our beloved Senshi were so merciful, they let the Baka Senshi go. Sailormeanus
took advantage of this. "Meanus Green Goo!"
"Deep Submerge!" the tsunami bashed the Green Goo to nothingness.
"Outer Senshi!" the Baka Senshi got scared and ran away. Sailormars shook her head.
"Those meddling kids!" "Yeah," Sailorvenus agreed. "What a bunch of wusses."
"Hold on, you guys," Sailorneptune held up a hand. The Senshi became silent.
"What is it, Neptune?" said Sailoruranus, becoming curious.
"My Deep Aqua Mirror is telling me that there will be more trouble. Very soon. The
Baka Senshi will strike back again. This time they'll be better than ever." Sailorneptune
looked very serious. She held up her Mirror for all to see. They saw an image of the
Sailor Senshi, screaming, bashed up, anguish everywhere.
"But this fight's not over yet." Uranus said, clenching her fists. Neptune sighed.
"I don't know, Haruka."
TO BE CONTINUED
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