Baka Senshi Sailor Moo part 2
Baka Senshi Sailor Moo
Episode 2: The Baka Senshi Strike Back
By David Burns
Edited by Mary He
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Sailor Moon is copyright © 199? by Takeuchi Naoko
::Crunch:: ::Crunch:: went the pickle as Amanda Z., a normally stupid girl, chewed into it.
"Like, Amanda, will you like stop that, like, stupid racket?" Said Turkina S, the Turkish friend of Amanda.
"Look. Turkina. For the last time, STOP WITH THE "LIKE'S"!" Was the sound that came out of Leah M.'s mouth. (She was the hot-head of the group of friends.)
"Leah, chill out for once, girl!" said Aleta J., who was usually the peacekeeper here. "And Amanda, PLEASE stop it.
"Ogay Alega. Iell tie." Amanda said. (Who was trying to say, "Okay, Aleta. I'll try." but her face was full of pickle, so she couldn't talk, as usual.)
(From out side:) "Uh, guys? How do you work this door again?" It was Camilla D., the dumb one.
"You turn this little knob and pull. Hey, by the way, did the constellation "Capricorn" look a little off to left last night?" said Eliza N, the brains of the group. Of course her question went unanswered.
But this normal group of friends were not very normal. They had given themselves special powers, like those of the Sailor Senshi. These girls called themselves………well, not really called themselves, but others called them…………..The Baka Senshi. (Translated: Silly Sailors)
But these girl's powers were not really much like the Sailor Scout's, for the BS's powers were……..strange.
Anyway, the Baka Senshi consisted of:
Sailor Meanus, who was really Leah M.
Sailor Stupider, who was really Camilla D.
Sailor Jars, who was really Aleta J.
Sailor Milkery who was really Eliza N.
Sailor Cheesy Moo who was really Turkina S.
And the leader of their group (which was unfortunate because she was so stupid):
Sailor Moo who was really Amanda Z.
These girls swore on their posters of Hanson and Leo Dicaprio (yuck!) that they would always try to destroy the Sailor Scouts. Especially Sailor Moon, but even MORE especially, Sailor Saturn (because she was so special).
Anyway, back to the story.
"Hey guys!" said Aleta. "I know where the Sailor Scouts are going to be tomorrow at 3:00! At the Clock tower at a Scout meeting!"
"……………………..So?" said Camilla, being the idiot she was.
"So we can ambush them there!" said Aleta.
"………………………………so?" said Camilla.
Aleta sighed. "Look. Aleta. Them there. We there to. They not know we there. We surprise attack them. Them die. Us win."
"Ooooooooooohhhhhh." said Aleta, only understanding her native tongue.
"Well, if I calculate the square root of the hypotenuse of the hydroctolian of their position time the equivalent of the sun to the earth plus the length of their feet I guess I could calculate where they'll be when." said Eliza
Everyone started, trying to comprehend the first word of her statement.
Eliza sighed. "I use brain to find out where Sailors be and what time."
"Ohhhhhhhhhh." Everyone said, understanding. All except Camilla.
"What does "brain" mean?" said Camilla.
Everyone developed sweatdrops.
So Eliza calculated that the Sailor would be at the clock tower at 3:00. Go figure.
Anyway, the Sailors arrived there at 6:00. So the Baka Senshi had been waiting there three hours.
Anyway, (dang, I keep saying "anyway" a lot) the Baka Senshi, being so BAKA, (silly) forgot to morph. So when the Scouts got there, the Baka Senshi had to all morph, which caused a large racket, so then all the scouts morphed too. All except Rini and Hotaru, who were in the middle of a very nice tea party, which they could not stop yet.
The Baka Senshi attacked first.
Sailor Jars attacked first.
"Jars Ceramic Kiln!!!!" Seven steaming Jars went flying at the Sailors.
"Hey, that's my element…almost." said Sailor Mars.
All the Jars missed the senshi, but one strayed and hit Rini!
When Hotaru saw Rini out cold, burnt badly, Hotaru stepped up. Somehow, she transformed without her transformation scene. Then Hotaru felt a new power come over her.
Hotaru aimed her Silence Glaive at Sailor Jars.
Then she said:
"Silence Gailve Surprise!"
The raging explotion hit Sailor Jars. Jars went flying. All the way back to Leah's house.
Then the Baka Senshi knew they had to go tend to Jars. As the ran off they said,
"It's not over yet!"
TO BE CONTINUED…
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