Wednesday Night Wargames
Wednesday Night Wargames
Hi everybody. Due to last weeks bomb threat by the Red Army they are still present in
the arena so these matches will be alittle short. Most of these matches will be for belts.
And one will be to decide who will lead the nWo.
Slither vs. Blade Rancor - Hardcore Title
Blade Rancor pussied out when Slither applied the DYER'S EVE. Slither is the
Hardcore Champ.
Snake Handler vs. Phantom Lord - Submission Title
Phantom Lord suffered a serious back injury when Snake Handler executed the SNAKE
HANDLE (PL submitted) then death vally dropped PL outside where he landed crooked
on the steps. His back is soo messed up he can no longer control his bowel movements.
Snake Handler is the new Submission Champ.
Gargantua vs. Westcoast Interigator
Westcoast Interigator was pinned after a little belly-to-belly superplex. But the thing was
Gargantua put TCAP in the middle of the ring then did the belly-to-belly right onto him.
Both TCAP and WCI are severely injured. TCAP now has seven broken ribs and WCI
has a broken left leg and a torn right ACL and MCL in his knee.OUCH that hurts.
Napalm vs. Sampson - Heavyweight Belt.
Sampson lost after Napalm did 5 NAPALM BOMBS in a row on the concrete then
Napalm threw him in and did a top rope piledriver. Napalm is the new Heavyweight
Champ. Sampson is now clinically retarded.
Quicksilver vs. A masked wrestler.
A masked wrestler won after his manager came in and nailed Quicksilver with a vodka
bottle. The manager's brother then came in and nailed Quicksilver with a guitar which
busted him open and he received 38 stitches on the top of his sorry little head, oh yeah he
also had to have glass fragments removed from his head from the broken vodka bottle!!!
WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT'S THIS??? The masked wrestler is now taking off his mask
and wait it looks like CLOUDBURST, yes it is the former lightweight champ and is now
again the champ, he made a great return from that shoulder injury. Fans were baffled,
when he came down it looked nothing like CLOUDBURST, he's about 5 pounds heavier
and when he came down to the ring he was introduced as EL PUMPKINO.What a return
for the Cloudburst and Liam Gallagher!!!!!!!! .
What's this. The Snake Pit, Napalm, and Bonehead come out to the ring to celebrate with
Cloudburst. Napalm grabs the mic and speaks. We are leaving the nWo and combining
with the Snake Pit to create the M.o.B. (Masters of Brutality). And just so you know
these belts are property of us and our saviors, the ALIENS watching from up in the sky,
we will now be leaving to join the Heaven's Gate Alliance and we are taking you all with
us.
But first we must kick the shit out of the Prez. - Liam and Noel give the signal, the entire
Red Army comes in with semi-automatic guns
- Slither has the prez hog-tied and draggs him out to the ring by the hair. They untie him
give him to Napalm, who NAPALM BOMBS him on the concrete. From there Slither
executes the DYER'S EVE. Cobra then executes the COBRA CONSTIRCTION. From
there Snake Handler nails him with the SNAKE HANDLE. - Dying Breed and the rest of
the nWo come out to save the prez but the Red Army guns them down. Gargantua's brain
got scattered across the arena and into some guys beer, he was pissed so the red army
gave him a gun to kill the rest of the nWo. Too bad this guy was Bill Clinton along with 6
of his bitches curtosey of TCAP. - Back to the prez's beating- Some loser named Killer
Kyle came out to the ring and tried to hurt the prez with the BALL AND CHAIN
SUBMISSION, but with the prez's last ounce of energy he was able to put the little man
in his own move called the TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!!!Somehow Killer Kyle has the
energy to blame some kid named Austin Smith for his injury!! Who the hell is Austin,
Ahh Oh Well!! Bonehead put him in a SUPERNOVA and from there Cloudburst nails
the SUPERSONIC BLAST to the outside. Noel and Liam beat the heck out of him then
the Red Army puts 7 bullets into his head. Then Napalm and Cobra who have about
150lbs of C-4 plastic explosives give the final M.o.B signal for ever. and detonates the
explosives taking out the BAWF arena. Luckily the Red Army was able to escape. The
M.o.B. took out a 6 mile radius including the building for women's rights, and the entire
block that TCAP Controls killing off all his dirty ass whores and some kid who goes by
the name of "WESTCOAST INTERIGATOR," also known as Derek Minton who always
says he's a pimp but is never seen with any women!!THATS ODD, how can you be a
pimp without women???? Just to let you all know, this FED., known as the BAWF is no
longer around because the whole thing was anihilated by the 150lbs. of C-4 which left a
huge hole in the EARTH!!! Oh Yeah, this is also no longer the Prez., he's dead
remember, this is the leader of the RED ARMY known as Pung Mow Ching, and the
secondary leader Apu Nahasapinnapettalan and his cat named "MITTENS."Well this is
the end of your stupid wrestling FED, you stupid Americans, go screw your whores and
get drunk you pathetic losers!!! Signing off, this is your new leader Pung Mow Ching
saying that the RED ARMY will be to America soon to destroy all you losers, along with
our Alien pals from HEAVEN'S GATE!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
THIS FED. IS NOW GONE, FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO WIHT YOUR SPARE
TIME THAN PLAY WITH YOUR DINGY OR PLAYING ON SOME DUMB
INTERNET WRESTLING SITE!!!
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