Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one...

Like everyone else, I've got a few things I'd like to say. Courtesy of the
Chicago Flame, I'm able to do so publicly without being incarcerated. 

So without further adieu, here is my weekly opinion archive.

9/8  The Biblical Significance of Lemons

9/15 CampusCare or Campus Scare?

9/22 The Declining Standard of Scandals

9/29 Justice in 30 Minutes or Less, Guaranteed

10/4 Hillary: Mere Victim or Mastermind?

10/11 In Defense of Fat

10/18 The New Endangered Species: Silence

10/25 Time to Change the Time Change

11/3 Fueling the Fires of Racism

11/10 Problems With the "Whitest of Chicago"

11/17 Commercialism, Conspiracy and the Soundtrack Album

11/24 Why Maxwell Street Is In Big Trouble