DISCLAIMER TO COVER MY REAR



Welcome to the long awaited third installment to the 'ESCAPE FROM THE WHOOPIN' HOUSE' Trilogy.
First off, let me say this:
Like everything else here, this is for those with a sense of humor. If you do not have one, you would probably be more interested in the USA Today Website, or maybe even the Whitehouse. I've even given you the chance to leave. So if this is you...
GET OUT!
Now, on to the rest of you.
As usual, I'm putting up a warning to keep everyone from either suing me, or having the system sue me because of something that happened in the game.
It's silly that I have to put one up.
Yet, every year or so, some dork goes and does something that they saw on a movie or tv show, and then the people in charge of the movie/show are in trouble.
Guess it never occurred to 'THE MAN' that maybe it was the fault of the mis-wired brain of the moron that caused troubles to come up.
Anyway, let's get it over with:
ESCAPE FROM THE WHOOPIN' HOUSE is a game. It is not based in reality. There are some pages that deal with a little bit of more mature nature that you have probably already seen anyway. Always remember. It's just a game.
If you get hurt from performing something stupid that you read about in here, then three steps need to be enacted.
  1. You are stupid. Have someone smack some sense into you
  2. Your parents are stupid. Smack some sense into them for letting you do something so dumb, then smack some sense into yourself for smacking your parents
  3. Lawyers are stupid. Have them turn their attack dogs on television and not my website. Then smack them, then smack yourself again for hiring a lawyer in the first place

    FOR THE INCREDIBLY DUMB:

    If you smack yourself because I said so and got hurt,
    YOU ARE STUPID.
    Leave now, and never, EVER come back.
    Now that that's finished,
    LET'S ROCK AND ROLL...


Escape From The Whoopin' House III


Quick NOTE: ALL REAL PEOPLE MENTIONED IN GAME OR SUGGESTED IN GAME HAVE EITHER BEEN IN THE ACTUAL STORYLINE, OR HAVE MADE VERY HELPFUL SUGGESTIONS. ANY COMPLAINING AS TO WHY YOU AREN'T IN IT? THEN THIS IS FOR YOU: "SHOULD'VE ANSWERED SOME POLLS AND ENTERED CONTESTS HUH?!"

NOTE II: Some of the interactive parts of WHIII could not have been possible without the cool people at HTMLGOODIES.COM