DAVY'S
UNDENIABLE
TRUTHS
OF
LIFE







1.) WHEN FACING THE CHOICE BETWEEN ENLIGHTENMENT AND A DONUT CHOOSE THE DONUT. YOU WILL FEEL MORE FULLFILLED IN THE END.




2.) NOTHING OR NO ONE IS UGLY UNTIL YOU LAY YOUR EYES UPON THEM.

3.) FORGETFULNESS IS THE KEY TO HAPPINESS.

4.) EMOTION IS CONCEPTUAL.

5.) TIME WAS BORN OF MAN'S FEAR OF MORTALITY.

6.) THE GATHERING OF INFORMATION IS NOT INTELLIGENCE, BUT THE QUESTIONING OF THAT INFORMATION IS A GOOD START.

7.) THOSE WHO SEEK LOVE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE LOOKING FOR.

8.) RELGION SEPERATES PEOPLE

9.) LOVE IS LEARNED, NOT INBORN.

10.) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOVE AND PAVLOV'S RESPONSE IS THE THE RINGING OF THE BELL.

11.) FRIENDSHIP IS REALLY JUST SELECTIVE DISCRIMINATION.

12.) IN ORDER TO ABOLISH ALL RACIAL DISHARMONMY IN THE WORLD EVERYONE MUST FIRST PRACTICE APATHY.

13.) THE PRICE OF HAPPINESS IS DESPAIR.

14.) MARRIAGE IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID TO LIVE ALONE.

15.) THE ONLY CONSTANT IN THE UNIVERSE IS... THERE ARE NO CONSTANTS.

16.) LOVE HAS BECOME NOTHING MORE THAN AN EXCUSE TO HAVE SEX.

17.) GOD DID NOT INSTANTLY CREATE MAN AS HE IS TODAY. HE FOLLOWED A SPECIAL RECIPE CALLED "EVOLUTION"

18.) PEOPLE WHO SAY, "YOU ARE BEING JUDGEMENTAL", ARE BEING JUDGEMENTAL.

19.) MOVIES AND T.V. DO NOT CAUSE VIOLENCE IN THE WORLD. LACK OF PROPER DISCIPLINE DOES.

20.) THE DEATH PENALTY IS RATIONALIZED MURDER.

21.) HOMOSEXUALS HAVE JUST AS MUCH RIGHT TO MARRY EACH OTHER AS HETEROSEXUALS.

22.) MARRIAGE IS NOT THE SACRED RIGHT OF MAINSTREAM SOCIETY.

23.) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HOMOSEXUALITY AND VEGETARIANISM IS THAT VEGETARIANS MAKE THE CHOICE.

24.) REGULAR CHURCH ATTENDANCE IS NOT A PRE-REQUISITE FOR HEAVEN.

25.) THE GARDEN OF EDEN WAS NOT A POINT ON A MAP. IT WAS A STATE OF MIND.



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