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Alex was a boy with a big problem. He couldn't keep his cravings for balls
under control. Nothing could stop him from eating balls. Nothing!
He would keep a plate of balls under his bed for a midnight snack. You
know his hunger for balls never ends. Even late at night.
One day him and a few friends were at a local cafe when all of a sudden
an urge for some mouth-watering balls hit alex like a freight train hitting
a 4-year-old child!
They decided to go hunt down some balls to eat to cure the enormous hunger
within their bellies.
Walking along the streets, they see an old homeless man sleeping along side
of the road. They just couldn't resist! Alex knew he would be an easy
target with steamy balls.
While beating the pulp out of the old man, Alex got arrested while the
others fled. He was taken to a local looney bin where the doctors there
were specialists in getting rid of cravings for balls.
He was forced to watch a film of people eating balls while beeing injected
full of drugs and a whole bunch of other stuff.
The doctors thought that they were curing him, but it was only making his cravings worse.
He was so obsessed with munching on crunchy nuts that he never got cured.
He was later released.
After leaving the ball-eating hospital, Alex found out that his friends ran
off to eat balls all for themselves. He hunted them down and had his
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