No one could have ever guessed that one man could be responsible for every bad event ever! But...JAMES is! He is suspected to be responsible for... The View, NATO, Jermain Jackson, The DMV, Internet Pop-Ups, IBS (Irritate Bowel Syndrome), Country Music, Oprah (and Dr.Phil), "Bad Hair Days", New Hampshire, The Spanish Inquisition, The Dark Ages, Lava, Most Natural Disasters (except Tornadoes they suck!) Crappy Jokes like that one, and it has been proven that in 2000 he divided to create the only man that could equal his evil...DICK CHENEY! The only way to stop this evil is to stop his puppet DICK! (take that statement how you will)Dick's actions continue to harm the civilized world! STOP THE BASTARDS! If you have any information on other crimes James or his evil spawn have vomited from there evil minds, please contact me.
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