here's just a bunch of different conversations that we've had on IRC... I think they're funny... so i just put em here for your enjoyment.. :)

... oo mechanical whores..

[SWALLOWING-SHIT] rory is a sex machine
[SWALLOWING-SHIT] but he's all rusty
[SWALLOWING-SHIT] soemone grease that sex machine up
[XtrotskyX] haha
[XtrotskyX] greese me up baby!
[mcA] john clarke is the only sex machine i know of
[BatmanK] in japan they have sex machines that give head
[SWALLOWING-SHIT] rory is one of those sex machines
[tarnishedstar] as am I
[BatmanK] theyre disgusting
[SWALLOWING-SHIT] you put a quater in the slot and there you go
[mcA] they're called whores
[BatmanK] slot?
[tarnishedstar] you put your penis in the slot

...mmm deep fried chinchillas...

(this was after I showed Brett a picture of my pet Chinchilla)

[PunkR0ckGirl] brett, see isn't it cute
[{snotrag}] no
[{snotrag}] it is not.
[PunkR0ckGirl] hahaha
[PunkR0ckGirl] you dont think so?
[{snotrag}] if i ever see that animal i am going to step on it :)
[{snotrag}] b/c i KNOW i will mistake it for a rat
[PunkR0ckGirl] and then i will step on your pecker
[{snotrag}] has adatped...i always step on it
[{snotrag}] heh.
[PunkR0ckGirl] animal hater
[{snotrag}] i like animals
[{snotrag}] just not that "verman"
[PunkR0ckGirl] verman?
[{snotrag}] yes,thats what it is
[{snotrag}] it is a rabbitt with a rat head!!
[{snotrag}] it sounds like something i would get a taco bell
[{snotrag}] "i will have a deep fried chinchilla" I a skank?...

[PunkR0ckGirl] im not a skank ... even tho you may think that
[{snotrag}] haha
[<{snotrag}] are you?
[{snotrag}] honest question.
[PunkR0ckGirl] mmmm
[PunkR0ckGirl] ask me questions
[{snotrag}] i am going to give u at website
[{snotrag}] and i want to to answer honest ok?
[PunkR0ckGirl] hehe ok
[{snotrag}] it is a purity webiste
[PunkR0ckGirl] the "how pure are you test"
[PunkR0ckGirl] ??
[PunkR0ckGirl] i already took that
[PunkR0ckGirl] i got like 23% pure hehe
[{snotrag}] hhahahahahahahhaha
[{snotrag}] really??
[PunkR0ckGirl] haha yeah
[{snotrag}] oh my
[PunkR0ckGirl] anyways
[PunkR0ckGirl] ask me questions yourself then
[{snotrag}] do u where skank pants?
[{snotrag}] do u wear THICK makeup?
[{snotrag}] Do enjoy the feeling of a blunt thick running moist object in your mouth

...this turns me on so much...

[{snotrag}] will u get into to kinky shit
[{snotrag}] like piss parties and stuff?
[PunkR0ckGirl] im da queen of piss parties
[{snotrag}] fuck'in yeah
[PunkR0ckGirl] now do you wanna define piss parties for me?
[{snotrag}] just a bunc of chicks pissing on each other
[PunkR0ckGirl] hahaha
[PunkR0ckGirl] nice
[{snotrag}] Becky da hoe is in the crib with a full bladder yo
[{snotrag}] anywho..
[{snotrag}] so
[{snotrag}] will u have piss parties??

...MmM yummy...

[punkr0ckgirl] I wish I was hungry.
[Shawn___] i wish i was never hungry
[punkr0ckgirl] cuz i want a salami sandwhich
[Shawn___] because i always have to eat, and then i will slowly turn into a barrel ass
[Matt_C] you can play with my salami :P
[Shawn___] that was uncalled for
[Shawn___] you can play with my big pepperoni log
[Matt_C] I'm getting less and less barrel assed year after year
[Matt_C] I have like, one of those donair meat things they have at Louis
[Shawn___] camel cum
[Shawn___] and something you'd find in jeff dohmery's freezer
[punkr0ckgirl] haha
[Matt_C] sick
[Shawn___] little boy sticks:3$
[Matt_C> sick
[Matt_C> that's what's in those Hostess Hot Rod sticks
[Shawn___] except the taryaki ones
[Shawn___] they rule
[Shawn___] but they also have people in them
[Shawn___] naturally
[Shawn___] japoneese
[Matt_C] mostly frozen Chinese
[Matt_C] all the Cubans that don't make it to the US shores on rafts, they use them
[punkr0ckgirl] ahahaha

... whats a good pet? ...

[AlienSeXfiend] what you need as a pet is a midget or a wolf..
[pierockgirl] A MIDGET?
[AlienSeXfiend] yes
[AlienSeXfiend] midgets are awesome pets for so many reasons
[AlienSeXfiend] they have furry toes
[AlienSeXfiend] they can smoke cigars
[AlienSeXfiend] they can learn to leap through flaming hoops much easier
[AlienSeXfiend] they look awesome in clothing that curls upwards into a loop with a bell at the end, such as christmas elf slippers
[pierockgirl] i think this is the funniest thing ive ever heard in my entire life
[pierockgirl] lol
[AlienSeXfiend] you can make one look and act like you except beat them so they have a violent streak, imagine a mini-kristen running around a public place randomly kicking people in the shins and puffing on a big ass cuban cigar and scott being stupid ...

[Deadscott] BECKY
[Deadscott] this girl from Hawaii
[Deadscott] she's sending me a xmas card
[Deadscott] and guess what else
[punkr0ckgirl] Uhm
[punkr0ckgirl] a bra?
[Deadscott] CLOSE
[Deadscott] but 375730- times better
[Deadscott] [starslight] i can send you a coconut bra
[punkr0ckgirl] Swwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
[Deadscott] YES
[Deadscott] i wonder how long it will be until i can get a girl to actually wear it
[punkr0ckgirl] hahaha
[punkr0ckgirl] yer gonna score
[Deadscott] oh yes!
[Deadscott] hey baby...try THIS on for size!
[punkr0ckgirl] hahaha!
[punkr0ckgirl] seashell bras
[punkr0ckgirl] thas where its at
[Deadscott] hehehe yaya
[Deadscott] lobster bras
[Deadscott] of nova scotia
[punkr0ckgirl] potatoe bras... of pei
[Deadscott] bahahaha!
[Deadscott] that kicks ass
[Deadscott] i hope you're this fun in real life
[punkr0ckgirl] hehe i dunno... Im a shy little dork
[Deadscott] its hard to be shy in a coconut bra
[punkr0ckgirl] scott will you marry me?
[Deadscott] hmmm
[Deadscott] will you wear a certain bra on our wedding night?

kyle's horny

[HorrorKid] shes mine
[Matt_C] Seriously, just joke around with her and be all sweet
[HorrorKid] ill hit on her and ask her friends if she likes me on monday
[HorrorKid] i love to lay eggs
[HorrorKid] i want to eat embreyos
[HorrorKid] these are things we dont say to her
[Matt_C] *lol*
[Matt_C]Give her the ULTIMATE pickup line
[Matt_C] "I want to cum on your ass"
[HorrorKid] hey baby i lost my phone # can i ahve yers
[HorrorKid] i have one.......
[HorrorKid] hey baby why dont you saddle up and ride the bloney pony.....whatcha think?
[Matt_C] Ask her to play the slobbering blues on your bonaphone
[HorrorKid] hahahha!!


[dieselgirl] does anyone have a job for me? that requires payment?
[Matt_C] can you suck my dick?

... came out the wrong way ...

[PunkR0ckGirL] my hairs gonna be LUCIOUS MANGO hopefully heh
[AlienSeXfiend] Lucious mango
* AlienSeXfiend refrains from making pig joke
[PunkR0ckGirL] hah
[PunkR0ckGirL] shush you
[AlienSeXfiend] hehehe
[AlienSeXfiend] becky
[AlienSeXfiend] can I bite your lucious mango
[PunkR0ckGirL] then youll get nasty hairballs
[PunkR0ckGirL] oh wait. that sounds even worse than what you said.
[AlienSeXfiend] hahahah oh well
[AlienSeXfiend] LOL

... poor kristen hehe...

* DieselGirl punches kristen in the nutz
* AlienSeXfiend keels over from the first contact in that area in months
[SCRAGE] lol

... we're gonna score!...

[punkr0ckgirl] we should built an igloo
[Deadscott] for sexing purposes?
[punkr0ckgirl] only if the penguins can be involved
[Deadscott] midget penguins>
[Deadscott] ?
[punkr0ckgirl] YESS
[punkr0ckgirl] those are even better
[Deadscott] ;)
[Deadscott] oh igloo it is
[punkr0ckgirl] WOoOOHOoO!
[punkr0ckgirl] what about the polar bears?
[Deadscott] hmmmm
[Deadscott] polar on
[Deadscott] they stay out of thos
[Deadscott] this
[punkr0ckgirl] yes but they're real soft
[Deadscott] no they arent
[Deadscott] they are icy and bristly
[punkr0ckgirl] seals theN?
[Deadscott] OH
[Deadscott] MY
[Deadscott] GOD
[Deadscott] Seals, YES.
[punkr0ckgirl] YAAAAAH! cuz they're real smooth
[Deadscott] hehehe yes
[Deadscott] and...exciting
[Deadscott] they're very versatile
[Deadscott] and slippery and smooth

...irc is full of pervs...

[punkr0ckgir] are you pissing people off?
[Ben_Annoyance] Not yet. I'm trying to find the right place.
[punkr0ckgirl] #lesbians
[Ben_Annoyance] Why, do they get pissed off easily in there?
[punkr0ckgirl] let's check >:)
[punkr0ckgirl] Welcome to #Lesbians NO Males or Male Accounts, NO Sex or Pic Channels, NO Asking for Pic/Sex in main, NO Trolling, No Disrespecting, NO Cussing, NO Repeating/Flooding and Over 18+ Have a Wonderful Day (StormyOne)'
[Ben_Annoyance] I guess we need somewhere new to go.
[punkr0ckgirl] #0!!!!bifem-dogsex IS A CHANNEL
[punkr0ckgirl] 'Welcome to #0!!!!bifem-dogsex the friendly channel! -Fserves welcomed with Ops approval type !servers to receive a list of fservers 18+ Only ! We do not approve of rape and pedophile/underage channels - please leave them if you wish to remain here. (LadyMary)'
[Ben_Annoyance] They kicked me!
[punkr0ckgirl] #0!fuckmywife
[punkr0ckgirl] go there
[Ben_Annoyance] How do you find this stuff?
[punkr0ckgirl] #!!!!!!!!dad&daughtersex
[punkr0ckgirl] #2!!!!!momdaughtersex
[punkr0ckgirl] ew lots of those dad & daughter sex guys are messaging me
[punkr0ckgirl] sick.
[punkr0ckgirl] #0!!!!!!!!!!littlekidsex <--- thats the worst yet heh

... this was a pretty intense arguement, but I thought it was pretty funny...

[That70sQuar] Gavin's definitely changed
[That70sQuar] ego maybe?
[DuctTapeSitta] naw
[DuctTapeSitta] my ballz just grew 15 sizes
[That70sQuar] We all know you were castrated at birth
[DuctTapeSitta] yea
[Pilfer] Elephantitis?
[dimendrhodes] stop sitting on the air pump gavin
[DuctTapeSitta] my balls were cut off
[dimendrhodes] heh.
[DuctTapeSitta] cus i'm a hybrid

... i feel so loved ...

[MattOfTheKorn] Becky's my hero
[Pilfer] Now your a man, a man man man, now your a man a mauwny mauny man, NOW YOUR A MAION!!!
[DuctTapeSitta] Becky's THE hero

... whatta dumbass...

[Rufus] What are you doing ?
[{BeX}] masturbating
[Rufus] party on buddy

... hmm... this was just disturbing...

* `PuNkRockGiRl` slaps Dimendrhodes around a bit with a large trout
[Dimendrhodes] get your pussy outta my face!!!
[Dimendrhodes] lol!
[`PuNkRockGiRl`] shut up
[`PuNkRockGiRl`] :P
[CapnMorgan] that was nastyu
[Dimendrhodes] jk becky
[Dimendrhodes] it's not big,
[Dimendrhodes] or fishy... I hope
[CapnMorgan] bad timing to say that
[Dimendrhodes] that was an odd place for discussing supper

... the guys trying to think up a band name...

*** Now talking in #antigonish
*** Topic is 'Name our band: Pickled Sinner's, Greeting Card Ninjas'
*** Set by CapnMorgan on Wed Sep 29 20:10:53
*** roast changes topic to 'Name our band: Pickled Sinner's, Greeting Card Ninjas, Poof'
[Dimendrhodes] how about,,The Cheesy Poofs
[roast] naw
[roast] too cheesy
*** CapnMorgan changes topic to 'Name our band: Pickled Sinner's, Greeting Card Ninjas, Poof, burning churches'
[{pUnkrOckgIrL}] name yer band peckerteeth
[CapnMorgan] yea!
[CapnMorgan] THAT RULES!
[CapnMorgan] *lol*
[CapnMorgan] peckerteehth
[roast] The Snazzledwarf's
[Dimendrhodes] and for an abbreviation.... kyle
*** CapnMorgan changes topic to 'Name our band: Pickled Sinner's, Greeting Card Ninjas, Poof, Jesus wore a strap-on dildo'
[roast] The Ding-a-Long's
[CapnMorgan]diplomatic wong-dong's
[CapnMorgan] spanky bum
[Dimendrhodes] big slick and the red balls
[Dimendrhodes] The didn't enhale, whitehouse cigar porn incidents
[CapnMorgan] muffin stuffed nut balls
[CapnMorgan] trippin balls
[Dimendrhodes] ball bra
[roast] MUAHAHAHHa
[CapnMorgan] Protohootie
[CapnMorgan] Afghanistan Banana Stand
[CapnMorgan] Alien Sex Fiend
[Dimendrhodes] jelly belly
[CapnMorgan] Ass Ponys
[CapnMorgan] Baby Shit Brown
[SCRAGE] butthole cowboy
[CapnMorgan] The Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash
[roast] Dinky and Jed's Toadhole Junkie Ass Turnip Crackhead Nosetweezer Duo
[CapnMorgan] Beverley Beer Bellies
[CapnMorgan] Big Balls and the Great White Idiot
[CapnMorgan] i like this one:
[CapnMorgan] Big Daddy Cumbuckets
[SCRAGE] lol
[CapnMorgan] Bill Bixby's Big-Ass Communist Eighteen Wheeler
[SCRAGE] what the fuck are these?
[CapnMorgan] The Black Jewish Homosexual Experience
[CapnMorgan] band names
[SCRAGE] made up by who?
[CapnMorgan] Bob Barker's Sweaty Sack
[CapnMorgan] ME
[CapnMorgan] Bolt Upright and the Erections
[CapnMorgan] Candy Striper Death Orgy
[roast] Hugh G. Rection and the Squirts
[CapnMorgan] Nipple Hardness Factor
[CapnMorgan] Twelve Pound Buttock
[CapnMorgan] Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies
[SCRAGE] Shawn: 15 pounds of sweet anal lovin'

... nobody knows im a lesbian...

[roast] gavy
[SCRAGE] hey the fag fomrally known as mike
[SCRAGE] lol
[SCRAGE] j/k
[SCRAGE] [roast] gavy
[SCRAGE] my old lady aunts call me that
[roast] oh
[SCRAGE] heh
[roast] and yer aunt is a fag?
[roast] :P
[SCRAGE] yes
[SCRAGE] and i'm a lesbian

Joey's dumb :P hehe

[{pUnkrOckgUrL}] joey
[{pUnkrOckgUrL}] is yer nick registered?
[Pilfer] i dont think so
[Pilfer] how do i do that?
[{pUnkrOckgUrL}] type /msg nickserv register (password)
[Pilfer] do i put my password in the brackets?
[{pUnkrOckgUrL}] no
[{pUnkrOckgUrL}] just a password
[{pUnkrOckgUrL}] dont put the brackets
[Pilfer] CRAP
[Pilfer] i put exactly what you told me to put
[Pilfer] so guess what my password is
[SCRAGE] pilfer
[SCRAGE] snot
[SCRAGE] something like that
[Pilfer] no it is "Password"
[SCRAGE] lol
[Pilfer] How do i change my password?
[{pUnkrOckgUrL}] type /nickserv set PASSWD newpassword
[Pilfer] There i did it
[dsq] i bet his password is newpassword