The Virtualblondes' Weird Weird Test
1) When you walk along the street dressed on your favorite clothes, people...
a) don't really notice you at all
b) wanna be dressed just like you are
c) look upon you with pitty in their eyes
d) go to the other side of the road, even with the risk of getting roadkill
e) call the cops
f) get religious...or offer you money
2) Best thing about tuesdays is...
a) you can spend the whole day with your family
b) Sex And The City is on tv...it's the closest thing to life I have
c) you meet with your fellow druids
d) don't know... What have you heard? ...is it that obvious?
e) you recieve your allowance
f) chasing women/men ...though it doesn't destrict on Tuesdays
3) At school, your classmates remember you from...
a) nothing at all, you go to school for work, not for friend-making
b) "Is she/he the creep who ate teacher's dog?"
c) Their x-boy/girlfriend
d) nothing... They go unconscious when they hear your name
e) he nice, quiet person who always sitts alone in caffeterian
f) one word... Smell
4) What is the first thing that catches your eye in the opposite sex?
a) Hey! That is discriminating. Just one thing?
b) Freckles.
c) You mean humans?
d) Gentle mind.
e) The car she/he is driving
f) Aura... X-Files merchandice helps.
5) You're having fun with your friends... What are you doing?
a) talking about the state of the country's financial ballance
b) what friends?
c) laugh to freeks
d) having a telepathic conversation with my two imaginary friends...
The other one is a reborn tempelmaster
e) watching X-Files
f) you mean male or female?
6) What is the most common thing you say to your parents?
a) No mom... I'm not drunk, I'm on high
b) What parents? ...do I have parents ...I live with my computer...
c) Tape X-Files... just do it... cerualean blue is a gentle breeze...
tape X-Files... just do it... I know you want to...
d) Good morning parents... Did you sleep well? I made you breakfest
e) Outta my barn, mom!!!!
f) It's not what it looks like... she/he is... er... my cousin.
7) Your favorite hobby is?
a) Dancing with the wolves
b) Getting caught
c) Riding a horse
d) Tennis
e) Computer
f) Karate... did ya know that Scully has a brown belt?
8) Pets?
a) horses... cows... chicken
b) hih hih... pets? Come in to the basement, it's easier that way... I'll
show you...
c) mice
d) I have no pets... my mother is allergic. And besides, they aren't hygienic
enough
e) boy/girlfriends
f) who needs pets... I'm schizofrenic... miau.
9) Your everyday problem is...
a) neighbours...
b) thighs...birthcontrol...ex-people
c) cops...
d) the capasity of my hard drive
e) the inflation
f) getting beaten when buying chicken food
10) How do you feel about this test?
a) I will feed it to my pig
b) it gave me the opportunity to be close to my computer
c) it was compleate nonsence
d) I loved it... this is my favorite page anyways
e) I was nude while filling it... I hope a nice guy/girl reads this and
comes to join me
f) I didn't really pay attention to it cause I was filling it on the
commercial breaks of Kitsunegari
The answers to the weird weird test... Remember, you answered your self... Don't blame us.