@...What do the bermudatriangle and a blond have incommon?
...they have both swallowed a lot of seamen...
@...A blond, a brunette and a readhead worked in a firm, they're boss left everyday very early from work, and it pissed off the ladies. one day brunette said: "our boss left again, let's do the same, let's go shopping". well, they left and blond went home. when she got home she heard a weird squiking noise from her bedroom. she went in and found her husband fucking her boss, blond sneaked out. the next day their boss left again and the readhead recomended that they went shopping again. "no can do, i almost got caught the last time!" screamed the blond and continued her work.
@...How do blonds' braincells die?
...alone.
@...How does a blond mesure her I.Q.?
...with a tirepressuregauge.
@...how do you know that a blond reaches orgasm?
...she says "way to go team"
...batteries run out
...who cares?
...next one in the line taps you in the shoulder
...I mean, who really cares?
...she wakes up
@...What does a blond do after sex?
...She opens the car doors.
@...what does a blond mother say to her daughter before her first date?
..."if you are not in bed by midnight, come home".
@...how do you plant a dope?
...you bury a blond.
@...How many blonds do you need to change a lightbulb?
...Two. One to pour the Tab and one to call to daddy.
@...how do you describe three prostitutes and a blond?
...ho, ho,ho, and to all good night!
@...what is the difference between a nymphomaniac, a whore and a blond?
...nymphomaniac says "are you done allready!?", a whore says "aren't you done yet?", and a blond says "beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige..."
@...what does a stamp and a blond have incommon?
...you lick 'em, stick 'em, and send 'em on their way
@...a wise blond, a stupid blond and Fox Mulder were walking on a street. They saw a dollar on the sidewalk. Which one of them picked it up?
...No one. A wise blond and Fox Mulder don't exist, and that stupid blond thought it was bubblegum.
@...what do a blonde and a computer have incommon?
...you really don't appreciate either one before they go down on you
@...why do blondes wear hoop earings?
...they have to have a place where to rest their ankles
@...what is the difference between a blond and a 747?
...not everyone has been inside the 747
@...what does a blond and a 747 have incommon?
...they both have joysticks
@...a blond looked in a box of cheerios and screamed "oh cool, a box of doughnut seeds!"
@...how does a blond interpret 6.9?
...a 69 interrupted by a period
@...why can't blondes count to 70?
...they have their mouths full after 69
@...what is the buzzing sound inside a blond's head?
...a space invader
@...what do you call a blond with half a brain?
...gifted
@...what do you call a blond with two braincells?
...pregnant
@...how do you brainwash a blond?
...give her a dusch and shake her upsidedown
@...what do you call it, when a blond dyes her hair brown?
...artificial intelligence
@...what did a blond's left leg say to her right leg?
...nothing, they have never met
@...what can you give to a blond who has everything?
...penicilin
@...what is the difference betwen a blond and a trafic sign?
...trafic sign can say stop
@...why do blondes wear tight skirts?
...so that their knees would be together even for a moment
@...why don't swedish blondes wear short skirts?
...so that their balls wouldn't show
@...why do men like blond jokes?
...'cause they can understand them
@...how can you tell that a blond has had a bad day?
...she has a tampon behind her ear, and she doesn't know where she put her cigarette
@...when there is something moving in blonde's head?
...when she's giving a blow job
@...why don't blondes do waterskiing?
...'cause they have to lie down to their backs when they get wet down there
And then some male-blond-jokes...
@...What is the best way to kill a man?
...Place a sixpack of beer and a neked woman in front of him and say that he can choose only one of them.
More coming... someday.