Thinkings '08'

12/23/08 - Some body parts should be floppy. ~ The Easter Bunny

12/21/08 - It comes every year and will go on forever. And along with Christmas belong the keepsakes and the customs. Those humble, everyday things a mother clings to, and ponders, like Mary in the secret spaces of her heart. ~ Marjorie Holmes

12/18/08 - Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart. ~ Washington Irving

12/16/08 - Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends. ~ Larry Wilde

12/15/08 - Off to one side sits a group of shepherds. They sit silently on the floor, perhaps perplexed, perhaps in awe, no doubt in amazement. Their night watch had been interrupted by an explosion of light from heaven and a symphony of angels. God goes to those who have time to hear him"-- and so on this cloudless night he went to simple shepherds. ~ Max Lucado

12/14/08 - Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. ~ Frank McKinney Hubbard

12/12/08 - A clean house is the sign of a wasted life.

12/11/08 - Hide a key outside just in case you lock yourself out of the house.

12/10/08 - Making a speech on economics is a bit like pissing down your leg. It seems hot to you but never to anyone else. ~ Lyndon B Johnson

12/08/08 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

12/05/08 - A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. ~ Garrison Keillor

12/04/08 - I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! ~ George Carlin

12/03/08 - Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. ~ Unknown

12/02/08 - No country has suffered so much from the ruins of war while being at peace as the American. ~ Edward Dahlberg

12/01/08 - There comes a time in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who always will. ~ Dalai Lama

11/25/08 - I hope you all have a great Thanksgiving.. 25 more days and the holidays will be over!! Woo Hoo!

11/21/08 - It's not the voting that's democracy... it's the counting. ~ Tom Stoppard

11/20/08 - The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters. ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann

11/19/08 - One of the perks of being over 50.. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

11/18/08 - Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

11/17/08 - George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart. 'Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O. J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the ONE woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and they haul her fanny off to jail

10/09/08 - Everyone has a photographic memory..it's just that not all of us have film.

10/08/08 - A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

10/07/08 - God must love stupid people, he made so many.

10/06/08 - You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in. ~ Arlo Guthrie

09/19/08 - See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. ~ Robin Williams

09/18/08 - Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

09/04/08 - The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

08/27/08 - One of the perks of getting older.. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

08/21/08 - Men are like horoscopes....they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

08/20/08 - One can't complain. I have my friends. Someone spoke to me only yesterday. ~ Eeyore

08/15/08 - Most people don't act stupid: it's the real thing.

08/14/08 - One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. ~ Iris Murdoch

08/13/08 - If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.

08/07/08 - Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

08/06/08 - I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. ~ Joe Louis

08/04/08 - Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes it comes alone.

08/03/08 - Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

08/01/08 - Always yield to temptation because it may not pass your way again. ~ unknown

07/31/08 - People need to have grandchildren when they are younger!

07/28/08 - The only sure thing is.. that nothing is for sure.

07/14/08 - A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

07/13/08 - How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know; it's never happened.

07/10/08 - Forget the dog! Beware of the kids!

07/09/08 - Do not do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same. - G. Bernard Shaw

06/18/08 - Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

06/16/08 - I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

06/13/08 - Speaking of paranoia.. I guess we all made it through another Friday the 13th. So far so good anyway.

06/12/08 - I have the ability to channel my imagination into ever soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

04/28/08 - Remember when mistakes were corrected simply by exclaiming "Overs!"

04/17/08 - I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. ~ G. K. Chesterton

04/08/08 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

04/07/08 - Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ~ Garrison Keillor

03/24/08 - You can't be late until you show up.

03/19/08 - I always wanted to be something, I wish I'd been more specific.

03/18/08 - I am not young enough to know everything. ~ Oscar Wilde

03/17/08 - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

03/10/08 - Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow. ~ Jeff Valdez

03/05/08 - Mouse Potato: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

03/03/08 - Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep. Fran Lebowitz

02/27/08 - Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. ~ Mark Twain

02/22/08 - Anyone that tells you that getting thin "takes about a week" is lying. ~ Eeyore

02/20/08 - Don't expect too much and you won't be disappointed.

02/19/08 - It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress. ~ Mark Twain

02/14/08 - One of the perks of being over 50: You can live without sex but not without glasses.

02/13/08 - Love your enemies in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards. ~ R.A. Dickson

02/12/08 - He said...What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

02/11/08 - I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.~ Hippolyte Taine

02/10/08 - Don't get excited about a tax cut. It's like a mugger giving you back fare for a taxi. ~ Arnold Glasow

02/06/08 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

02/05/08 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

01/30/08 - An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's. ~ Will Rogers

01/29/08 - If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them. ~ Will Rogers

01/28/08 - Thank God we don't get all the government we pay for. ~ Will Rogers

01/27/08 - I do believe winter has reared it's ugly head again!

01/26/08 - In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

01/12/08 - Never eat more than you can lift. ~ Miss Piggy

01/10/08 - Always double check your appointment cards for time and date before you go.

01/09/08 - Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.

01/08/08 - I'm a walking storeroom of facts..... I've just lost the key to the storeroom door.

01/07/08 - A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. ~ George Bernard Shaw

01/04/08 - I was going to buy a copy of "The Power Of Positive Thinking", and then I thought: What the hell good would that do? ~ Ronnie Shakes