Thinkings...
12/29/05 - Don't blow on a spark unless you want a fire. ~ C.C. Lewis
12/28/05 - Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
12/27/05 - Every day comes with a day after. C.C. Lewis
12/26/05 - Made it through another one! 363 days til it shows up again.
12/24/05 - What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace. ~ Agnes M. Pharo
12/23/05 - A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. ~ Anonymous
12/21/05 - In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. ~ Warren Eckstein
12/20/05 - Chaos, panic & disorder... my work here is done.
12/19/05 - I think it's a bit ridiculous when you have to attend seminars on how to handle Medicare. They send out a book that no one can understand. It's time for the government to cut the bullshit and make things easy to understand. The only thing that book is good for is.. to replace your Sears catalog in the outhouse!
12/18/05 - Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes. ~ Brendan Hills
12/17/05 - Don't dive deeper than you have breath for. ~ C.C. Lewis
12/16/05 - I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. ~ Jules Verne
12/15/05 - Truth is more of a stranger than fiction. ~ Mark Twain
12/14/05 - There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. ~ Albert Schweitze
12/13/05 - Wearing a halo can give you a headache after a while. ~ C.C. Lewis
12/12/05 - Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in Fairies! ~ Frank Church
12/11/05 - Making a cake is mostly about licking the bowl. ~ C.C. Lewis
12/10/05 - Jennifer Bofinger, media spokeswoman for the animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, said despite the shabby treatment of deer in general, her organization has not received any complaints about how Santa Claus treats his reindeer. ~ Los Angeles (LA) Times
12/08/05 - Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. ~ Joseph Wood Crutch
12/07/05 - I took an IQ test.... the results were negative.
12/06/05 - Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
12/05/05 - Had it been Wise Women instead of Wise Men, they would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the Baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought diapers and other practical gifts.
12/04/05 - Three Wise Men? You've got to be kidding!
11/22/05 - Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. ~ Herbert Hoover
11/20/05 - Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility. ~ Stephen Baker
11/18/05 - If it's not one frickin thing, it's another.
11/17/05 - Some weeks you really need Saturday on a Wednesday. ~ C.C. Lewis
11/16/05 - Welcome home Joe!! TGIO!
11/15/05 - You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. ~ Will Rogers
11/14/05 - Now that I'm older I thought it was great that I seemed to have more patience. Turns out that I just don't give a shit. ~ Maxine
11/13/05 - Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch. ~ Unknown
11/12/05 - Every good has a better and every bad has a worse. ~ C.C. Lewis
11/11/05 - If we were all created in God's image...What did she use to create men?
11/10/05 - He who laughs last is generally a bit slow.
11/09/05 - If you're going to lose a mitten you might as well lose the pair. ~ C.C. Lewis
11/08/05 - Usually you learn your lesson, but you don't always remember it.
11/07/05 - There isn't a lot of time between green bananas and speckled bananas.
11/06/05 - Half a nap is worse than none.
11/05/05 - Sometimes the military just pisses me off!
11/04/05 - A dog is like a liberal, he wants to please everybody. A cat doesn't really need to know that everybody loves him. ~ William Kunstler
11/03/05 - With hurricanes, tornados, flooding and severe t-storms tearing up the country from one end to another, with the big quake in Pakistan, the quote of the month is from Jay Leno: "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"
11/02/05 - A coincidence is when God performs a miracle and decides to remain anonymous.
11/01/05 - It's tomorrow in Kirkuk! :O)
10/31/05 - As you grow older, you'll find the only things you regret are the things you didn't do. ~ Zachary Scott
10/30/05 - Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off. ~ Michael Nelson
10/29/05 - Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
10/28/05 - If ignornace is bliss, I should be pretty damn happy!
10/27/05 - Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. ~ John Weitz
10/25/05 - Shoot me before I get old!
10/24/05 - There are three reasons why lawyers are being used more and more in scientific experiments. First, every year there are more of them around. Second, lab assistants don't get attached to them. And, third, there are some things that rats just won't do.
10/23/05 - A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not. ~ Ernest Hemingway
10/22/05 - The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard
10/21/05 - If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
10/20/05 - Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. ~ Stephen Baker
10/19/05 - O, it sets my heart a tickin’ like the clickin’ of a clock, When the frost is on the punkin and the fodders in the shock ~ James Whitcolm Riley
10/17/05 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.~ Steven Wright
10/15/05 - Women speak in estrogen and men listen in testosterone. - Matt Groening
10/14/05 - It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
10/13/05 - If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim. ~ H. Jackson Brown Jr.
10/11/05 - Most cats, when they are Out want to be In, and vice versa, and often simultaneously. ~ Louis F. Camuti, DVM
10/09/05 - Ahhhh... hunting season.. some days are just better than others. :O)
10/07/05 - It's just life...wake up and smell the thorns.
10/06/05 - Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish. ~ James Gorman
10/05/05 - Having abandoned my search for truth, I'm looking for a good fantasy.
10/03/05 - If a cat did not put a firm paw down now and then, how could his human remain possessed. ~ Winifred Carriere
10/01/05 - The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
09/30/05 - If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. ~ Tallulah Bankhead
09/28/05 - Never let yesterday use up too much of today. ~ Will Rogers
09/27/05 - Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. ~ Jeff Valdez
09/25/05 - He who would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself. ~ Thomas Paine
09/23/05 - Life is nothing like the brochure....
09/22/05 - The First laugh from the very first baby broke into a million tiny pieces... and that was the beginning of fairies. ~ Unknown
09/20/05 - Practice makes perfect. Just be carefull what you practice.
09/19/05 - We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read. ~ Mark Twain
09/18/05 - There is one thing about a democrat.. he would rather make a speech than a dollar. ~ Will Rogers
09/16/05 - Lord, the money we do spend on Government. And it's not a bit better government than we got for one-third the money twenty years ago. ~ Will Rogers
09/15/05 - A bird in the hand makes it difficult to blow your nose.
09/14/05 - Cat's are connoisseurs of comfort. ~ James Herriot
09/13/05 - To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction... and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by. ~ Stephen Baker
09/11/05 - One of the evils of democracy is you have to put up with the man you elect whether you want him or not. That's why we call it democracy. ~ Will Rogers
09/10/05 - If a dog jumps into your lap it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing it is because your lap is warm. ~ A. N. Whitehead
09/09/05 - I wish someone would punch Nancy Pelosi in the mouth.. she is the biggest whiner I have ever listened to. When you see her face on tv you know she is going to be bitching about something. I think she must have taken up where Tom Daschle left off. Am I repeating myself? *L* That woman is nasty to the bone!
09/08/05 - I wish someone would punch Nancy Pelosi in the mouth.. she is the biggest whiner I have ever listened to. When you see her face on tv you know she is going to be bitching about something. I think she must have taken up where Tom Daschle left off. (Karen says this is a screw up.. it belongs on the Fact page, not the Thought page.)
09/07/05 - You own a dog but you feed a cat. ~ Jenny de Vries
09/06/05 - There are two rules for ultimate success in life. 1. Never tell everything you know.
09/05/05 - This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. ~ Will Rogers
08/31/05 - It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. ~ Mark Twain
08/28/05 - My physchiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time. ~ Bruce Lansky
08/27/05 - The chance that you'll forget something is directly proportional...to...ah...
08/22/05 - We need a word for all the kitty-prints that are all over my windshield because the cats like to lie on my hood when the car is still warm. ~ Megan Coughlin
08/21/05 - America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. ~ Will Rogers
08/15/05 - One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it's affection, the taste or a trial run for the jugular. ~ Helen Thomson
08/02/05 - Don't be humble. You're not that great. ~ Golda Meir
08/01/05 - A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. ~ Will Rogers
07/31/05 - When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me? ~ Montaigne
07/29/05 - I tell you the past is a bucket of ashes, so live not in your yesterdays, not just for tomorrow, but in the here and now. Keep moving and forget the post mortems; and remember, no one can get the jump on the future. ~ Carl Sandburg
07/28/05 - Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.
07/27/05 - Joe...
07/26/05 - The latest strategy to drive the Taliban out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Alabama Special Forces. Billy Bob, Bubba, and Clewis are being sent in with rifles and told three things:
1. The limit is two.
2. The season ended last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
That should just about do it.07/25/05 - I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
07/24/05 - You can visualize a hundred cats. Beyond that, you can't. Two hundred, five hundred, it all looks the same. ~ Jack Wright (of Kingston, Ontario, the Guinness Book record holder for the owner of the most cats at one time [689])
07/14/05 - The world is full of willing people: Some willing to work and some willing to let them. Back in a week.. :O)
07/13/05 - Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible. ~ Roger Caras
07/12/05 - Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. ~ Will Rogers
07/11/05 - WELCOME HOME JOE! We all love you SOOOO much!
07/10/05 - There is no substitute for genuine lack of preparation.
07/09/05 - Not afraid of heights...afraid of widths.
07/08/05 - Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer. ~ Will Rogers
07/07/05 - As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. - Dick Cavett
07/06/05 - I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. ~ Will Rogers
07/05/05 - Akeley, Minnesota is birthplace and home of the world's largest Paul Bunyan Statue. The kneeling Paul Bunyan is 20 feet tall. He might be the claimed 33 feet tall, if he were standing.
07/01/05 - I'm still hot.. it just comes in flashes!
06/29/05 - If a cat spoke, it would say things like "Hey, I don't see the problem here." ~ Roy Blount Jr.
06/28/05 - In my next life, I'm coming back as my dentist's dentist!
05/27/05 - 4 out of 5 of the voices in my head tell me to go back to sleep.
06/26/05 - Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. ~ Daniel Francois Esprit Auber
06/24/05 - Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
06/22/05 - If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr. ~ Martin Buxbaum
06/21/05 - Can you justify a trip to Minnesota to deliver Casa Valdez tortillas and Peco Peco sauce? *L*
06/20/05 - Cat hair is a condiment, it has no calories....you can swallow all you can hold....it also goes up your nose. ~ Karen Winters
06/19/05 - I wonder how many calories there are in cat hair? ~ J Medley
06/17/05 - The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. ~ P. G. Wodehouse
06/16/05 - Anyone who has begun to think, places some portion of the world in jeopardy. - John Dewey
06/15/05 - A fool and his money are soon elected. ~ Will Rogers
06/13/05 - About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation. ~ Will Rogers
06/12/05 - I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. ~ Jean Cocteau
06/10/05 - In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination. ~ Mark Twain
06/09/05 - I'm aloof, I like to run around outside, but I also like to curl up in warm spots. I eat fish. ~ Megan Coughlin on why she'd make a good cat.
06/08/05 - One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. ~ Don Carter
06/07/05 - With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats? ~ Fernand Mery Her Majesty the Cat
06/05/05 - Thanks to the interstate highway system, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything. ~ Charles Kuralt
06/05/05 - If my Calvins could talk, they would yawn. ~ Joan Rivers
06/03/05 - Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
06/01/05 - Governments tend not to solve problems, only rearrange them.
05/31/05 - Congress: Bingo with billions. ~ Red Skelton
05/30/05 - When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her? -- Montaigne
05/27/05 - Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight! ~ Phyllis Diller
05/26/05 - This was a nice neighborhood when Mexicans knew their place... Mexico! ~ Freddie Prinze
05/25/05 - I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
05/24/05 - Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. ~ Groucho Marx
05/23/05 - The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world. ~ Lynn M. Osband
05/22/05 - There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. ~ Will Rogers
05/21/05 - Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
05/20/05 - To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction... and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by. ~ Stephen Baker
05/19/05 - There is no gravity, the earth sucks.
05/18/05 - If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. ~ Mark Twain
05/17/05 - A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. ~ Will Rogers
05/16/05 - No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens. ~ Abraham Lincoln
05/12/05 - In these times you have to be an optimist to open your eyes when you awake in the morning. ~ Carl Sandburg
05/11/05 - If opera is entertainment, then falling off a roof is transportation.
05/10/05 - Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. ~ Joseph Wood Krutch
05/08/05 - Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes. - Oscar Wilde
05/08/05 - To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness. ~ Unknown
05/07/05 - Cats do not have to be shown how to have a good time, for they are unfailing ingenious in that respect. ~ James Mason
05/06/05 - May you get what you wish for. ~ Old Chinese curse
05/05/05 - Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it. ~ Ellen DeGeneres
05/04/05 - I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat. ~ Will Rogers
05/03/05 - Cats like to sleep with you.. they do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep. ~ John Dobbin
05/02/05 - Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get. ~ Garfield
05/01/05 - Carefully planned projects take four times longer to complete than expected, mostly because the planners expect their planning to reduce the time it takes.
04/30/05 - If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat. ~ Mark Twain
04/28/05 - Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other. ~ Stephen Baker
04/27/05 - Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate? ~ Will Rogers
04/26/05 - A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. ~ Mark Twain
04/25/05 - The really great thing about cats is their endless variety. One can pick a cat to fit almost any kind of decor, color, scheme, income, personality, mood. But under the fur, whatever color it may be, there still lies, essentially unchanged, one of the world's free souls. ~ Eric Gurney
04/22/05 - Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything. ~ Hank Ketchum
04/21/05 - All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance. ~ Will Rogers
04/20/05 - You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals. ~ George Mikes
04/19/05 - If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. ~ Will Rogers
04/18/05 - I am an idealist. I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way. ~ Carl Sandburg
04/17/05 - I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted.. but his or her entertainment value. ~ Geoffrey Household
04/16/05 - Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. ~ Will Rogers
04/15/05 - There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. ~ Albert Schweitzer
04/14/05 - It's the same old thing here day in and day out. It's like a never ending Monday. ~ Joe Gibbens.. on life in Iraq
04/13/05 - Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. ~ Will Rogers
04/12/05 - Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. ~ Mary Bly
04/11/05 - Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do. ~ Will Rogers
04/10/05 - How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven. ~ Robert A. Heinlein
04/09/05 - After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference. ~ Charlotte Gray
04/08/05 - Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner. ~ Gary Smith
04/07/05 - There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
04/06/05 - Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. - Albert Einstein
04/04/05 - Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. ~ Will Rogers
04/03/05 - Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place. ~ Paul Gray
04/02/04 - Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. ~ Anonymous
04/01/05 - Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~ Robert A. Heinlein
03/31/05 - Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat. ~ Mark Twain
03/30/05 - Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? Because no one wants to quit.
03/27/05 - Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. ~ Will Rogers
03/22/05 - Cats regard people as warm blooded furniture.
03/21/05 - When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states. ~ Will Rogers
03/20/05 - Cats are just girls in cheap fur coats!
03/19/05 - This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. ~ Will Rogers
03/18/05 - Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. ~ Will Rogers
03/17/05 - Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. ~ Will Rogers
03/16/05 - Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
03/15/05 - Why does the bride always wear white? Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
03/14/05 - Be really nice to your friends. You never know when you're going to need them to empty your bedpan.
03/12/05 - The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help. ~ Ronald Reagan.
03/11/05 - Anger is the most impotent of passions. It effects nothing it goes about, and hurts the one who is possessed by it more than the one against whom it is directed. ~ Carl Sandburg
03/10/05 - Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. ~ Mark Twain
03/09/05 - What part of meow don't you understand! ~ Missy
02/18/05 - Food of the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are spinach and pistachio ice cream, mushrooms and white chocolate. Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other.
02/17/05 - I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.
02/16/05 - The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
02/15/05 - For people who like peace and quiet: A phoneless cord.
02/14/05 - Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. ~ Mark Twain
02/13/05 - If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose and an entire garment industry would be devastated.
02/12/05 - It is easier to stay out than get out. ~ Mark Twain
02/10/05 - Money is the root of all evil. And man needs roots.
02/09/05 - People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. ~ Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
02/08/05 - There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. ~ Frank Zappa
02/07/05 - A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. ~ Herm Albright
02/05/05 - I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it. ~ Mark Twain
02/04/05 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. ~ Steven Wright
02/03/05 - Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. ~ Rodney Dangerfield
02/02/05 - In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. ~ Mark Twain
02/01/05 - Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. ~ Mark Twain
01/31/05 - There's no place like home!
01/22/05 - I hope you all have a great week. Barring terrorists and tsunamis I will return! *L*
01/21/05 - If America forgets where she came from, if the people lose sight of what brought them along, if she listens to the deniers and mockers, then will begin the rot and dissolution. ~ Carl Sandburg
01/20/05 - I am an idealist. I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way. ~ Carl Sandburg
01/19/05 - Where do all lost socks go if they aren't stuck in the dryer?
01/18/05 - What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it.
01/16/05 - If life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and salt!
01/14/05 - Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the National Debt. ~ Herbert Hoover
01/13/05 - Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether.
01/12/05 - Beam me up Scotty! There's no intelligent life here!
01/11/05 - In my next life I'm marrying an only child!
01/10/05 - Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
01/09/05 - The government's income policy is as significant as a blush on a dead man's cheek. ~ Clive Jenkins
01/08/05 - If an optimist fell from a ten story building would he yell out to his friends 'All right so far' as he passed each floor?
01/07/05 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
01/06/05 - Christmas is over.. lets skip the white stuff!
01/05/05 - Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done. ~ Noah
01/04/05 - I'm wondering why we haven't heard how much money the oil rich middle eastern Muslim countries are donating to the tsunami victims relief.
01/03/05 - Old is when your joints are more accurate than meteorologists and the national weather service.
01/02/05 - I wish everyone health and happiness in the new year. This year has to be better than the last!
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