12/29/02 - Van Roy's Law: An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
12/27/02 - Money is the root of all evil. And man needs roots. ~ Unknown
12/22/02 - When you try to put together the money you need for Christmas, you see why St. Nicolas is also the patron saint of pawnbrokers. ~ Unknown
12/20/01 - Experience teaches you to recognize a mistake when you have made it again. ~ Unknown
12/19/02 - Memory...is the diary that we all carry about with us. ~ Oscar Wilde
12/17/02 - Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
12/16/02 - For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words Bother me. ~ Winnie-the-Pooh
12/15/02 - O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. ~ St. Augustine
12/13/02 - Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up Yours." ~ Robert Byrne
12/12/02 - I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. ~ Dick Gregory
12/11/02 - If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. ~ Mark Twain
12/10/02 - Sooner or later we all have to face things that we would prefer to have leave us the hell alone. ~ Karen
12/09/02 - Reality is one's own belief. ~ Sue Drew
12/08/02 - Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. ~ George Carlin
12/07/02 - Life goes on, even when we would like it to go away and leave us alone. ~ Karen
11/30/02 - A good storyteller is a person who has a good memory and hopes other people haven't. ~ Irvin S. Cobb
11/29/02 - I've tried relaxing, but... I don't know... I feel more comfortable tense. ~ Hamilton Cartoon Caption
11/28/02 - Dear Santa...... define good!
11/27/02 - If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
11/26/02 - Life is easier to take than you'd think; all that is necessary is to accept the impossible, do without the indispensable and bare the intolerable. ~ Kathleen Norris
11/25/02 - A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. ~ Bob Hope
11/24/02 - People change and forget to tell each other. ~ Lillian Hellman
11/23/02 - Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it. ~ Jack Wagner
11/22/02 - Welcome to Shit Creek ~ Sorry, we're out of paddles.
11/21/02 - Smith & Wesson is coming out with a new line of golf clubs.. guess if you can't shoot them you can beat them with a golf club.
11/20/02 - An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play; it is always possible to get worse.
11/19/02 - Be glad you're neurotic. This may be the only normal thing about you.
11/18/02 - The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time. ~ Jack London
11/17/02 - Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.
11/16/02 - Misery loves company.. wanna hang out?
11/15/02 - I might have been born in the morning.. but it wasn't THIS morning.
11/14/02 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. ~ Steven Wright
11/13/02 - I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when looked at in the right way, did not become still more complicated. ~ Paul Anderson
11/12/02 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. ~ Steven Wright
11/11/02 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain. ~ Steven Wright
11/09/02 - I'm out of estrogen... and I have a gun.
11/08/02 - The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. ~ Paul Fix
11/07/02 - There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. ~ Will Rogers
11/05/02 - A good listener is usually thinking about something else. ~ Kin Hubbard
11/04/02 - Vote early and vote often. ~ Al Capone
11/03/02 - There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.
11/02/02 - The only sure thing is.. that nothing is for sure.
11/01/02 - If I wanted you to know what I was thinking about, I'd be talking to you. - Al Bundy
10/31/02 - It's not so important what happens to you in life, but how you deal with it.
10/30/02 - Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself. ~ Mark Twain
10/29/02 - I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years. ~ George Carlin
10/28/02 - Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. ~ Unknown
10/26/02 - It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being. ~ Benjamin Disraeli
10/25/02 - One can't complain. I have my friends. Someone spoke to me only yesterday. ~ Eeyore
10/24/02 - Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
10/23/02 - Bad is never good until worse happens. ~ Danish proverb
10/22/02 - Doesn't it just piss you off when you stop at a drive in for a burger.. and when you get home the #$@##@% burger isn't in the bag!!
10/21/02 - Life just does not seem fair at times.
10/20/02 - Schizophrenia beats dining alone. ~ Unknown
10/19/02 - Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
10/17/02 - They aren't sick, cats just puke because they eat too much too fast. They are pigs in pussycat clothing. ~ Karen
10/16/02 - If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
10/15/02 - If you play by the rules, you'll miss all the fun!- Kathryn Hepburn
10/13/02 - Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. ~ Will Rogers
10/12/02 - I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. ~ Charles Schulz
10/11/02 - Sometimes, when you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it. ~ Winnie-the-Pooh
10/10/02 - People who don't think probably don't have brains; rather, they have grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake. ~ Eeyore
10/09/10 - Part of the adventure in life is not always knowing what's going to happen next, and the next part may be grander than your original plan. ~ Kristine Carlson
10/08/02 - Poetry and Hums aren't things which you get, they're things which get you. And all you can do is to go where they can find you. ~ Winnie the Pooh
10/05/02 - Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space. - Diana Black
10/04/02 - Thank God we don't get all the government we pay for. ~ Will Rogers
10/03/02 - Half of knowing what you want is knowing what you have to give up to get it. ~ Sidney Howard
10/02/02 - We seem to take turns being on the edge don't we. ~ Karen
10/01/02 - Some of the best lessons we learn are learned by past mistakes. The error of the past is the wisdom of the future. ~ Dale Turner
09/30/02 - How did I ever get this old! *L*
09/28/02 - Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it. - T. Lehrer
09/26/02 - Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. - Laurence J. Peter
09/23/02 - I was wise enough to never grow up while fooling most people into believing I had. ~ Margaret Mead
09/22/02 - Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent. ~ Jean Kerr
09/19/02 - Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
09/18/02 - Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then... we elected them. ~ Lily Tomlin
09/17/02 - Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. ~ Steve Rubenstein
09/16/02 - Every path has its puddle. ~ English proverb
09/14/02 - I have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them. ~ Jimmy Hoffa
09/11/02 - The ultimate determinant in the struggle that's now going on in the world will not be bombs and rockets, but a test of wills and ideas, a trial of spiritual resolve, the values we hold, the beliefs we cherish, and the ideals to which we are dedicated. You and I have the courage to say to our enemies, "There is a price we will not pay." There is a point beyond which they must not advance. This is the meaning of the phrase 'peace through strength.' ~ Ronald Reagan
09/10/02 - Any married man should forget his mistakes... there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
09/09/02 - Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ~ Will Rogers
09/08/02 - Always yield to temptation because it may not pass your way again. ~ unknown
09/07/02 - There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it. ~ John W. Raper
09/04/02 - Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver. ~ unknown
09/03/02 - Remember when decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo."
09/02/02 - Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expect to be paid back. ~Author Unknown
09/01/02 - You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in. ~ Arlo Guthrie
08/29/02 - I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. ~Mark Twain
08/26/02 - The best way to find out a person's true character is to lend him money.
08/25/02 - Love your enemies in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards. ~ R.A. Dickson
08/24/02 - My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. ~ Errol Flynn
08/23/02 - Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. ~ Ernest Haskins
08/22/02 - Status Quo.. Latin for the mess we're in. ~ Jeeve Moorman
08/20/02 - Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
08/19/02 - I'll not listen to reason. Reason always means what someone else has to say. ~ Elizabeth Gaskell
08/18/02 - Only the shallow know themselves. ~ Oscar Wilde
08/16/02 - There are things that at one time we would have looked forward to with great anticipation. When the meaning is gone, so is the anticipation.
08/15/02 - I guess I need to learn to balance my checkbook.. I thought as long as I had checks surely I must have money!
o8/02/02 - Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you. - Carl Sandburg
07/27/02 - Don't imagine you can change a man... unless he's in diapers.
07/26/02 - My dreams were all my own; I accounted for them to nobody; they were my refuge when annoyed -- my dearest pleasure when free. -Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
07/22/02 - You either control your attitude or it controls you.
07/21/02 - Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
07/20/02 - All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another. ~ Anatole France
07/19/02 - I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
07/18/02 - I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened. ~ Mark Twain
07/11/02 - When sawing off the gangplank, pay attention as to which side of the cut you are standing on.
07/10/02 - I am not young enough to know everything. ~ Oscar Wilde
07/07/02 - Don’t exchange what you want most for what you want at the moment.
07/05/02 - What's important is not necessarily where you are, but in what direction you are going. ~ Oliver Wendel Holmes
07/06/02 - As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
07/03/02 - Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. If you have 3 friends who are OK, then you're it.
07/01/02 - I was going to buy a copy of "The Power Of Positive Thinking", and then I thought: What the hell good would that do? ~ Ronnie Shakes
06/28/02 - Always yield to temptation because it may not pass your way again. ~ unknown
06/26/02 - I always wanted to be something, I wish I'd been more specific.
06/23/02 - Happiness is not the abscence of problems; but the ability to deal with them.
06/20/02 - A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
06/19/02 - SIGN OF MENOPAUSE: The Phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's Gate Cult gives you four hours of decent rest.
06/18/02 - Listen to the sound of water. Listen to the water running through chasms and rocks. It is the minor streams that make a loud noise; the great waters flow silently. The hollow resounds and the full is still. Foolishness is like a half-filled pot; the wise man is a lake full of water. ~ Sutta Nipata
06/15/02 - How do some men define Roe vs. Wade? Two ways to cross a river.
06/13/02 - One of the perks of being over 50: You can live without sex but not without glasses.
06/12/02 - SIGN OF MENOPAUSE: Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you to heat the family room this winter. Rather than just saying you are not amused, you shoot him.
06/11/02 - One of the perks of being over 50.. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
06/10/02 - What is gross stupidity...? 144 men in one room.
06/09/02 - Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
06/07/02 - Did you know my mom is going to have another baby? ~ K.L.Province
06/05/02 - Movie-related foods do not have calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel. ex. milk duds, buttered popcorn, junior mints and Tootsie Rolls...
06/04/02 - If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
06/03/02 - A bird in the bed is worth two on the net. - Slurp
06/01/02 - Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn. ~ Someone who knows women..
05/31/02 - Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow.
05/29/02 - Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. ~ Mary Bly
05/27/02 - It's good to have self-confidence, but more important to have a reason for it.
05/26/02 - Men are like horoscopes....they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
05/23/02 - Youth is not a time of life, it's a state of mind.
05/22/02 - Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep. Fran Lebowitz
05/21/02 - I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either!
05/20/02 - Everyone has a photographic memory..it's just that not all of us have film.
05/18/02 - One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. ~ Iris Murdoch
05/16/02 - I did NOT escape.... they gave me a day pass.
05/15/02 - Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
05/14/02 - Never insult 7 men when you're only packing a 6 shooter. Col. Potter
05/13/02 - If we are what we eat, I'm easy, fast & cheap!
05/12/02 - The invention of the teenager was a mistake. Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late but don't have to pay taxes... naturally, nobody wants to live any other way. - Judith Martin
05/11/02 - Having abandoned my search for truth, I'm looking for a good fantasy.
05/09/02 - Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking the cookie causes calorie leakage.
05/08/02 - If you eat something, but no one else sees you eat it, it has no calories.
05/07/02 - I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. ~ G. K. Chesterton
05/05/02 - Schizophrenia beats dining alone. ~ Unknown
05/03/02 - Hmmm.. dang it... there must be a thought in here somewhere!
Later... I've come to the conclusion that there really isn't a thought in here! Maybe tomorrow night! *L*
05/02/02 - Blonde Medical Terminology ~ Dilate... to live long
05/01/02 - Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
04/29/02 - Fizer Corporation (NYSE: PFE) is making the announcement today that viagara will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola (Pepsi Bottling Group NYSE:PBG) as a power beverage suitable for use as-is, or as a mixer, under the name "Mount And Do." Pepsi's proposed ad campaign suggests, "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one."
04/26/02 - Don't you just love full moons! (4 a.m.)
04/24/02 - Don't confuse what I have just said, with what I mean.
04/23/02 - If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
04/22/02 - Think twice and look three times before you leap.
04/20/02 - The North has dating services... The South has family reunions.
04/19/02 - When drinking a diet soda while eating a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled by the diet soda.
04/18/02 - My brain is flat lining tonight.. no thought....
04/17/02 - Can you get a headache from not squinting enough? *L*
04/16/02 - Remember when mistakes were corrected simply by exclaiming "Overs!".......
04/15/02 - I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already! ~ George Carlin
04/14/02 - I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one? ~ George Carlin
04/13/02 - Kill the X@$#!$ Umpire! ~ Lou Pinella
04/12/02 - Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
04/10/02 - The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
04/07/04 - Never log the same strip twice.. You got the best of it the first time around. ~ Steve.. when asked why he doesn't want to see Jessie again..
04/06/02 - Blonde Medical Terminology ~ Anally -- occurring yearly
04/05/02 - Who wants to die with a quiver full of arrows.. pull the string back.. let them all go. ~ NGDB
04/04/02 - A closed mouth gathers no foot.
04/03/02 - If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
04/02/02 - No one is listening until you make a mistake.
04/01/02 - Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
03/27/02 - When someone makes me mad I take a deep breath, count to ten, and by then I've thought of a really vicious comeback. ~ Maxine
03/26/02 - Caffine is for people who don't think they are irratable enough on their own. ~ Maxine
03/25/02 - Don't squat with your spurs on.
03/24/02 - It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
03/23/02 - Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
03/22/02 - Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
03/21/02 - Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
03/20/02 - Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me the hell alone.
03/19/02 - There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
03/15/02 - Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. ~ Thanks Sharon..
03/13/02 - Walk softly and carry a big carrot. ~ The Easter Bunny
03/12/02 - Blonde Medical Terminology ~ Rectum -- damn near killed 'em
03/11/02 - Blonde Medical Terminology ~ Impotent -- distinguished, well known
03/09/02 - Blonde Medical Terminology ~ Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U
03/07/02 -If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass. ~ President Bush to Tom Daschle *S*
03/06/02 - Sorry about this thought for the day.. but you all know how I am.. I have had Fox News on all day as usual.. The only thing they want to talk about today is the Navy Seal who was captured.. and killed. I can't imagine how his mother must feel. I hope they are wise enough not to listen to the news. Now they are saying they have a video of it and plan on sharing it with the world. I think we all know what kind of an enemy we are dealing with. They don't need to televise this childs death at their hands. The killing of Daniel Pearl was more than enough information . I feel that some respect should be shown this soldier's family. By the way.. I'm not just whining here. I emailed Fox with my views. I think my next attack will be on Tom Daschle. Someone should send him to Afghanistan, then he'd have a reason to whine. I guess I had better not get too carried away here! I could write volumes on my opinion of that idiot! *S*
03/05/02 - Blonde Medical Terminology ~ Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
03/03/02 - Blonde Medical Terminology ~ Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails
03/02/02 - Blonde Medical Terminology ~ Cat scan -- searching for kitty.
03/01/02 - When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. This might be a little tip for Tom Daschle.
02/28/02 - You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
02/27/02 - Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other. ~ Rene Yasenek
02/26/02 - Some people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them.
02/25/02 - Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day. ~ The Easter Bunny
02/24/02 - Heart Attacks ... God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
02/23/02 - I'm not sick.. I'm just broke down temporarily.
02/22/02 - Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. ~ Rita Mae Brown
02/21/02 - One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. ~ Iris Murdoch
02/20/02 - Pissin Dixie ~ The ever dreaded drug test.....
02/19/02 - It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger. ~ Nasal Nick and his Nine Nasty Nosepickers *LOL*
02/18/02 - Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
02/17/02 - Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
02/16/02 - A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
02/15/02 - Chocolate keeps you on an even keel. *S*
02/14/02 - Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down. Seems like I have had this thought before.. *S*
02/13/02 - If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
02/12/02 - The scale at the doctor's office has a chart showing the desired weight per height. Thanks to it, I now know my problem. I'm not overweight; I'm under tall!
02/11/02 - I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. ~ G. K. Chesterton
02/10/02 -I had to put this in here.. it is my favorite!
02/09/02 - Life is short.. eat dessert first.. heck.. eat dessert only!!
02/08/02 - The human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers. ~ Darrin
02/06/02 - The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.
She said "Well, he was a big muscular and handsome sailor."
"Well, what did he want to do?" they all asked.
She said, "I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much. So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either. Finally I said, well how much do you have? The sailor said that he only had $25. So I told him for $25 all I can do is service you by hand. He agreed and after getting the finance straight, he pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then a second hand above the first and then the first hand above the second hand."
"Oh my god!" they all exclaimed, "It must have been huge. Then what did you do?"
"I loaned him $75!" she said.
02/05/02 - I finally came up with an easy diet.. if it tastes good.. spit it out!
02/04/02 - The way to develop self-confidence is to do the thing you fear. ~ William Jennings Bryan
02/03/02 - How about those Patriots!!
02/02/02 - Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. ~ William Jennings Bryan
02/01/02 - All men are animals, some just make better pets.
01/31/01 - There's no fire like passion, no seizure like anger, no snare like delusion, no river like craving. ~ Dhammapada
01/30/02 - Some body parts should be floppy. ~ The Easter Bunny
01/29/02 - Anyone that tells you that getting thin "takes about a week" is lying. ~ Eeyore
01/28/02 - Nothing is so responsible for the good old days as a bad memory. ~ Franklin D. Roosevelt
01/27/02 - One tequila.. two tequila.. three tequila.. FLOOR! *L* I did try to update this from Mexico.. evidently it didn't work. There is nothing slower than a Mexican computer. On top of being slow, the keyboards are different which sucks big time! It was a lot of fun.. but it is good to be back in the United States. Security has really.. really been increased. There was nothing left unsearched before we got on the plane.. they even made us take our shoes off. Evidently the Mexican ground crew hadn't been doing their job.. so of course, the authorities from the U.S. showed up just in time to watch them check our flight. Sooo... we were an hour late leaving Zihautaneo.. which made us miss the flight in L.A. Going through customs added to the problems in L.A. There had to have been at least 1,000 people trying to get through customs. Somehow we caught a flight to Seattle in time to catch the flight to Spokane... and our luggage made it!! Of course it was snowing when we landed in Spokane.. welcome home eh? *L* I guess my thought is it's hard work to have fun.. and it's really good to be back!
01/10/02 - This will be the last thought for a couple of weeks. You all know I'd much rather be sitting here chatting than hanging out in Mexico.. *L* I do have one thought.. or you might call it a piece of advice before I go. If you ever decide to have a bikini wax.. go to a pro.. don't try it yourself! I honestly will be thinking of all of you... take care of yourselves.. I won't be here to whine at you.
01/09/02 - Ohnosecond: That miniscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (I know I used this last year.. but it got ate.. and I like it a lot)
01/08/02 - All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult. - Anonymous
01/07/02 - Inside of me there is a thin person struggling to get out... but I can sedate him with two or three cup cakes. ~ Bob Thaves
01/06/02 - Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
01/05/02 - The best things in life aren't things.
01/04/02 - Mouse Potato: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
01/03/02 - Sometimes it is wiser to take a step back into the darkness than to step forward into the light.
01/02/01 - Treasure the love you receive above all. It will survive long after your gold and good health have vanished. - Og Mandino
01/01/02 - Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.