te's & Z's Stories

"Part 1 of Many"

It all started on a distant planet or galaxy when one little te frerian & Zortonian the last of there kind. te frer n Zorton are cousins, they where born on the planet Iberia. But there parents are full blooded te frerian n Zortonian so that stopes them from being Iberian. After 800 years of learning and growing up, te frer & Zorton went out to find new planets to start there own race. They found two perfect planet's, only 200 light years away from each other. It took them years n years to get the population up but they did. So now somewhere in a distant galaxy their are two planet's te frer n Zorton. Now for present day their kind or not just two families now there are thousands & growing. You know te frer does have a brother a step brother that is,(Long Story). When te frer is off somewhere te nig takes over n rules in te's place. te frer n te nig are loved by there people, there is no hate nor war. te frer provides them with everything they need. And it's the same story with Zorton's planet and people. But wait where are te frer & Zorton????

"The Walk"

One Friday after noon, a normal Friday. Sitting in science two minutes left of class, I was sitting waithing for the bell to ring. Finnally it did schools out! So I went to my locker but my books up and started walking down the hall to the part of the school where all the humans wait for the bus to get home. So I played around for awhile. Then I started my journey home since I walk home every day. So now I was in front of the school on the street. Then I came to a stop sign I kept walking anyways then I came to Sampson didn't stop either,(clear enough). Well what do you know I made it across now only two more streets to pass not cross but pass. So I passed one, made it cool. Then I passed the second one cool made it. Finnally I got to my house and all is done with my adventures going home.

"The Thing A Ma Gig!"

It's a cold,dark,rainy,fogy,and windy day. The kind of day you would expect to see a monster. Which was exactly what the town of Muunchkinville saw, it was the Evil Thing A Ma Gig monster from the shadowy depth of your plug it in galds plug in.It terrized the ppl of Munchkinville and ate all there little remote controls to anything and everything. And then of know where Barney and Friends started popping out of bushes and singing until all the ppl of Munchkin- ille died and the Thing A Ma Gig monster could not leave he did not die but he also could not stand it but what could he do for some weird reason are some unknown force would not let him even move his foot not even could blink an eye. So for all eternity he had to sit there and listen to Barney and Friends sing. For ever and ever and ever. "HA HA HA"

"Part 2 of Many"

So where are they? Well you see after studying the stars they came upon a little planet which is known as Earth to the race inhabits on the planet which in known as Earth. So they watched it and studyed it and decided to see the cause of all stuff that they have been watching. Since the te_frerians n Zortonians are more highly advanced then the confused race called humans, they can make this long short journey. Long meaning the distance between Earth and te_frer. And short cause of the speed they will be traveling at, so they will be there in no time. Many questions go through te_frers mind concerning what to expect. After telling his people that he will be gone for awhile and he will be back soon as his studies are complete.(hopefully)Until then te_nig will be in control. There plans are simple find life inhabit the life form and blend in. So after Zorton tells his people and now knows the whole plan, they leave not knowing what to expect. After a short period of time they arrive but not arrive on earth but right out if it where they use highly advanced telescoped to see what inhabits this planet. They record what they see and move in. Then...

"My Cool Teacher"

My teacher Ms. Richardson is cool. She is the best teacher at the Westlake High School. In fact, she is the coolest teacher in the world. I wait for her amazing class everyday. The weekends are boring because I can't stop thinking about the best English class ever. I try to work harder in that class just because Ms. Richardson in so nice. I'm saving up to buy her a new house. In fact, I stole my parents money to help me save up. Man! I can't wait until English 1. Oh yeah. If you are reading this Ms. Richardson, can I have an A? It's hard work sucking up like this. The End

Last Weekend

Zorton's big Statement.

"Stop te!" "Stop te!!" "Stop te!!!" "Stop te!!" "That's all I have said all day." "Stop!!" "Stop!!" "Stop te!!" "Will you just please stop te!!" "I'm tired of saying it!!" "STOP!!" The Words of Zorton. By. Darkwater.

Revenge of the Dead Dog 2:A New Hope

Dog did not know what to do. Could he trust humans? He was killed by them 7 times. He did not like killing humans, but he felt he had no choice. Dog ran down the street. Someone hssd to care! Someone had to know the right way to treat a dog. He ran down Westlake. A boy named tefrer called out to him. Dog ran to him. He finnaly had a home. tefrer asked his dad if he could keep it. His dad said yeah. Things were different know. He had a owner that cared for him and played frisbe with him. Of course the dog didnt mind being chained up. It was better than how he was treated by his other owners. Later tefrer decided to rename him. Dog was a poor name for a dog. He named him Chow. THE END

Return of the dead dog

There once lived a family called the Jillions. They had a friendly little dog named Dog. The three kids, Allen, Olex,and Olbert miss treated the dog. Olex laughed as he kicked the poor dog into a tree. Olbert joined him and kicked it also. The dog ran tring to get away. He ran straight into the road. Straight into a car that quickly ended his life. The kids dad asked them what had happen Allen cried"we tried to pet him but he was being mean and he ran into the street!" The three kids faked a cry. The dad buried the dog under a thin layer of dirt. That night became dark and stormy. Rain poured onto the poorly buried grave. The dirt suddenly flew off the dog. The dog stood up sloly. His eyes were red with hate. He had come back to get his revenge. Your move,"Allen told Olex. They were sitting there playing chess. Thunder crashed in the background. The dog walked into the room leaving a trail of dirt. The kids gasped when they saw the dog. The dog almost grinned before he attacked. His fangs sank into Olex's leg. Blood poured on the floor. Olex screamed in horror. Dog pulled back quickly and ripped Olex's leg completly out. Allen wan banging on the door screaming like crazy. Dog jumped onto him and ripped out his heart. Blood covered the dog and he ran out of the house looking for a new owner. He had been killed seven times. THE END

Return of the dead dog 3:Chow's Revenge

The te was going on a vacation. Chow was going to spend the week alone. tefrer peted Chow one last time and then left. Chow sat down on the porch. He was bored. The poor dog had to stay alone for a few days. He decided to go somewhere. He unchained himself and began to walk on the sidewalk. Where was going? He didn't know or care. Suddenly, a truck rode by and the person inside of it threw beer on Chow. They laughed and kept going. Chow was angry, but he was also tring to be a good dog. But then he remembered all the human people in the past. They all betrayed him and left him to die. He hated humans now. The same truck was coming back. "Look at the smart little puppy!" they screamed. "He using the sidewalk!" The guy turned sharply and hit Chow. Chow flew a short distance and stopped. Blood was coming from his face. He tried to get up, but he fell to the ground and died. The guys in the truck laughed and drove away. Chow laid against the soft grass untill night. The night had the power to bring Chow back from the dead. Chow was ilmortal anyway. He had been killed 7 times. Now 8. His eyes opened quickly. The redness glowed. He got up and began to run. Somehow he knew where the man that killed him lived. The power of revenge. The man's house was in front of him. Chow ran and jumped through the front window. The man's name was Willy. Willy was watching TV when the dog ran in the living room. The man had a horrified expression when he saw Chow. Chow jumped on Willy and started to chew into his arm. Blood spilled onto the floor. Chow pulled back quickly, and ripped off his entire arm. Willy screamed one last time and then fell to the ground. Chow ran home. If his last seven owners killed him, wouldn't tefrer kill him also? Could tefrer be trusted. Chow decided he would have to kill tefrer also. He ran home quickly. When he got home he climbed onto the roof. He stood there 3 days waiting for tefrer. tefrer was finnaly home. As he walked to the front door, Chow leaped from the roof onto tefrer. Chow ripped through his chest and ate his heart. Chow was said now. He didn't know what to do. He didn't trust humans. He has to bring an end to his horrible life. So he went to the edge of a mountain. He jumped with a tear in his eye. This time he didn't come back to life. That's because he wanted to die. There was not a reason to come back. THE END

Selected to an outer world

Where are you going? Says Xswore. Up and down on your mother! Says B-ants Man, talk about my mother one more time, I'll hang you from tree and chop your arms off! Dude your f**kin crazy! said B-ants. Geewizz I was just being sarcastic s**thead. Anyway i cant bring myself to chop anybodys arms off k

List of Things to do when you are bored

1 Put grass in people's mailboxs.

2 Count the spots on your wall.

3 Make your own newspaper and use it to replace your neighbors.

4 Ask your neighbors if they would like to order some candy and when they say yes tell them you don't have any.

5 Run down the street screaming "The sky is falling!"

6 Make a giant ball out of white out.

7 Mow your grass into a maze.

8 Count to one million.

9 Randomly call people and laugh when they pick up.

10 Go talk to your tree.

11 Try to dig a hole to China.

12 Play baseball with various bugs.

13 Send a made up story to the press and see if they print it out.

14 Ask your neighbor if you can have his clothes.

15 Eat coins and wait for them to come back out.

Taco Attack

One day the Taco Bell Chiwawa got hungry. He ordered his servants to make him a gordita. "Parden me, but we have nothing to make it with." "WHAT!?You have no materials to make me a gordita?" "Viva Gordita!" he screamed as he jumped from his chair. He latched onto the arm of the man. Blood flew everywhere. As the arm started to rip from the mans bodies the chiwawa fell over and died. One of the other servants shot him. Then a strange glow surrounded the dead dog and he rose from the ground,"I am now the taco god!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." He flew around his house decapitating all his servants. Then he took there body parts and made a giant gordita. "Viva gordita" he screamed as he took a bite of his giant gordita.

The Ride Home

I was at tefrer's house. Me and Dark were messing around with his weed eater. I suddenly remembered that I was suppost to be home at 5:00. I told tefrer and Dark that I had to go, and then ran to my bike. I got on it and began to ride home. I was starting to enjoy the ride. The wind blew in my face as I speeded up. I looked down and saw that my bike steering wheel was coming out. It seemed pretty tight though. Suddenly the whole steering wheel came out and hit me in the chest. I then lost controll of my bike and went into the ditch. I flew off into the grass. When I finnally got up I realized that I had to walk my bike the rest of the way. Dang the bad luck! So I walked my bike the rest of the way. It took me about 10 minutes to get home. I hated walking home like that. I also needed to use the bathroom really bad . So as soon as I got home the first thing I did was use the bathroom. Well thats all I got to say about that. The End

Websites

Feton always wanted his own web site. All his friends had there own website and he wanted one too. One day his dad told him that he was getting a new computer."Wow!!" Feton exclaimed. "Now I can have a website!" So his dad got a computer and showed Feton how to get a site. Feton began to make it right away. While he was making it some one sent him e-mail. When he checked it, it said "GO TO MY WEBSITE @ WWW.MEISNICEANDLIKECHEEZ.COM" Feton decided to try the site out. When it was done loading up it said "thanks for coming. now prepare to die!!!!!" Suddenly Feton died for no appent reason. This was wrote for a reason. Dont go on the internet with out a parent watching you or you will die. The End

Taurean's Dream

It was early in the morning. Everyone had just got to school. Since there had been a threat sent to the school, all the students were called to the auditorium. When every one finnaly sat down in the seats we noticed that no one was in the front. After we waited a little longer, three people in trench coats walked to the front. We were all scared because we didn't know what they had planned. Every one gasped as one of them reached into his trenchcoat. What he pulled out surprized us. It wasn't a weapon at all. It was a disco ball!!!!! The disco ball rose to the top of the auditorium and the song "Staying Alive" began to play. All three of the people in trench coats began to dance. "This is even worse than being shot!!" someone screamed. Then Taurean woke up. The End This story is not to be assoiated in any way with the Colorado Littleton shootings. What happened there was truely horrible and we don't condim these evil acts in anyway.

^Return of the Dead Cat^

Two years. Thats how long the cat went through hell. It's owners were cruel to him to him everyday. His name was Tybo. "Get out of my way you stupid cat!" Sam screamed as he kicked the cat out of the way. "Do you like this?" Seth asked as he picked up Tybo and threw him. Poor cat. Tybo was filled with saddness. All he wanted was a caring family. The only reason he stayed was for the food and the water he was given. He didn't sleep good that night. This was very odd for a cat. Tybo licked at his hurt leg. Why? Why did the family treat him so good as a kitten but then torture him as an adult? A week later Seth and Sam were playing base ball. Tybo sat on the porch and watched. The two seemed like good friends to Tybo. Why couldn't they treat him the same way. "I got an idea!" Seth said. "Let's use the cat as our baseball!" Sam grabed Tybo. "Great idea!" "Oh no!" Tybo thought. "I can't beleive this!" Seth held the cat up. Sam smiled. Seth threw Tybo up and Sam swung his bat hard. It hit Tybo with a thud thud. Tybo flew into the grass and broke his neck. He died. "Dang-it you stupid cat!" Seth sreamed. "You were not suppose to die!" The two boys wrapped the dead cat up with paper. Seth was 15 so he had a driver's permit. They tossed the dead cat into there trunk. They didn't want their parents to know that they killed the cat. They were going to through him off Mount Soulless. They laughed as they threw him off the mountain. Tybo landed next to a pile of dog bones. Tybo suddenlysaw a dark hallway with a llight at the end. "Am I dead?" he asked him self. "Yes," a voice replied. "You are." "Who are you?"Tybo asked. "I am Chow," he said. "I have been choosen to guide you." Chow was a dog. "Guide me to what?" "Your quest for revenge," Chow answered. Tybo looked confused. "First of all, how are we talking? Dogs and cats don't talk!" "When you die you are able to do a lot of things." Chow replied. "You are going to come back to life and kill the people that killed you!" Tybo was convinced. He knew he had to show those kids that he wasn't going down like that. He finnaly had a chance to get them back for all the pain and suffering he went through.Chow was going to join him. The two ran down the street. They were on their way to Sam and Seth's house. Seth and Sam were playing baseball again. "Let's get those freaks!" Chow told Tybo. Tybo's eye's turned red and then he jumped onto Seth. Sam began to run in a panic. "Oh no you don't!" Chow said and then jumped onto Sam. Seth and Sam were tore to pieces. "Good job Tybo," Chow said. The two became friends and lived in the woods together. They traveled together looking for people that miss treated their pets. THE END

^Return of the Dead Cat 2: The new adventure^

Chow decided to leave Tybo. The cat no longer needed Chow's help. He could help other pets by himself. Three kids with leather jackets ran down the street. They had bebe guns with them. The names af the kids were Black, Crasy, and John. "Let's get that stupid dog!" John screamed. He shot the dog with his bebe gun a few times. The dog yelped and tried to get away. The other two kids laughed and also began shooting. "Leave the dog alone!" Tybo screamed from behind. The three kids gasped as they saw the cat talking. "A talking cat?" Black asked. "Just leave the dog alone." Tybo ordered. "We have a new target," Crasy said. "Let's get the talking cat!" The kids began to shoot Tybo. He growed in pain and stepped back.Tybo's eyes turned red suddenly. His teeth grew larger and sharper. "You fools are going to pay!" Tybo said and then jumped onto Crasy. He began to chew into his face. John tried to shot the cat but he missed and shot Crasy's eye. He screamed in horror and flew back into a trash can. Tybo than ran and jumped onto John and clawed into his neck. Both of them died. "Two down and one more to go!" Tybo snarled. Tybo chased Black and then took a bite out of his leg. Black fell back and pleaded for mercy. His pleads were not exceped by Tybo. Blacks body was later found all over the ally. Tybo laughed as he read the news paper the next day. It read THREE DEAD IN ANIMAL ATTACK. THE END

^What? : Part 2^

Lance was dead. Poor guy went insane. It must of been the pointless conversation he was having with Billy Bob. Billy now saw Jim across the street. Billy ran quickly to Jim. "Hey you! Watch out!" Billy screamed. "What?" "Your not ready for oblivion!" "What?" "If blue and and orange is purple, does blue and orange really exsist?" Jim was confused. He turned and contienued to walk. "Hey silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!" "Please leave me along," "I'll have a number 3 combo witha super sized soda!" Jim began to run in a panic. It's a shame that he didn't see the huge truck in front of him. It hit Jim and broke his neck. He flew into the side walk and died a horrible death. "For me and you, I like cheese and so does Sue!" Billy sang. The End

^The Wall Talks to Me!^

Te. Te. You got to help me. It was all fine and dandy untill now. I mean it gave me something to do but now it won't stop. What the heck are you talking about fool? The walls! You know when I am punished and all I did was sit in my desk and stare at the wall? Yeah, whats the problem? Well you see, after a certain time the wall stared talking and and having an interesting conversation. And everywhere I go he talks to me. I tell him "shut up! I don't like you no more! go to hell!" He keeps insisting that I am joking with him.Te you got to help me! Okay okay. Did you try to ignore him? YES DANGIT!!!!!! Okay. Try to sit down with him and get serious. Tell him you'r going nuts and you talk to him this summer when you get your report card and you get punished again. SHUT UP!!! I'm not going to get punished this whole summer. I'll keep my grades up. Sure. I beleive you. Well I tried that too. Did you try to kill him or threaten to kill him? No, not yet. Well there you go! Do this and inform me tomorrow on the situation. In the mean time, I'm going to get some rest. {LATER THAT DAY AT DARK'S HOUSE} Hey Dark. We need to keep an eye on Zorton. He's still talking to the wall and now he says it won't leave him along. It's just a matter of time before he cracks down and go's insain.{if he hasn't already} And what are we suppost to do? I don't now yet. I'm still working on it. To make matters worse I told him to kill the wall. Oh I see. And how is that suppost to help the poor fool. Like I said........ nevermind. I don't know what I said.Dangit to hell. Well Te, I say we keep him outside as much as we can. You'r right. That might work a little. You know his dad brought on most of this. How do you figure? Well if he would give Zorton freedom instead of making him stay home all freaken day he wouldn't need to have to do any thing with his all but have it there. Well I'm no ass so I'll help if I can. Hey, no need to say that. I'm an ass and I am helping. Yeah but in the wrong way! Yeah well, I'm only Tefrerian. {LATER AT ZORTON'S HOUSE} I killed them. Oh my gosh I killed them. Shut up you incompitent fool! Killed who? I was sitting in my desk listening to some music and suddenly the stupid wall started laughing at me and wouldn't stop. I asked "What in the name of all that is still good are you laughing at! He just keep laughing. That's when I went off on him and set him on fire and then hit him with a sledge hammer. I even took my dad's truck and ran over him. At that point he cried out "I was only joking with you freak!" and then he died. Oh yeah, one thing I didn't mention is that Corkey came in and tried to stop me and he said "Your insane! What are you doing?" So then I said "Burn with Satan you disease!" So I cut off his arms and legs. Then I ripped open his chest and pulled out his heart and then chopped his head off. Now you see why you have to help me! Okay, listen Zorton and shut up! I know some one that might be able to help you and get you to a safe place but we'll have to blind fold you. It's a secret place. Okay? Allright lets go now. Go get anything you need and be quick about it. {different person}hey Te who's this friend of yours? He's not a friend. I'm taking him to Cypress for the Criticly Insane. Oh okay. {te}Don't worry Zorton. He'll take good care of you. You'll be safe with him. I hope. The End

^What if?^

Have you ever thought about if the image in the mirror was really you? What if the face in the mirror was really the face of someone else? Then you would never know what you look like. Did you know that the goverment can see your every move? They use satilites to see any spot of Earth. They can read the date of a quarter on your dresser. What if everyone saw different colors than you? Red could be green to other people. They would still call red because they were told thier entire life that it was red. What if you whole life was a dream. You could wake up one day to find out that you are the oppisite gender. Wow. What if your t.v. had cameras in them and the goverment watched you from them. That means watch what you do in front of the t.v. because someone may be watching. The End

"Heart Attack"

I was on the internet one Wedsnday night downloading some stuff when a monster jumped out of my closet. And my first reaction was to scream and jump out of me window. So that is wxactly what I did screamed and jumped out of my window. After I jumped of my window I ran to my peoples house and we got some guns and we went monster hunting. Of course he did not believe me he thought we where going after some dude that I kept calling a monster but he found out the trouth when we walked into my yard he was trying to get out of my window but he was to big and got stuck so we loaded are guns cocked them aimed and went off on him but he was half a live but atleast he was out of the window and lying in the middle of the yard. So I went in my room got a rocket launcher n blow him up. THE END

"The End"

It was a Tuesday afternoon I just got home from school, you know one of these boring days in a kids life. Well after eating I left and started walking where was I going I have know idea just needed the exercise. After twenty minretes of walking I found a book about the end of the world and death it was very coolness and informative. So I kept it and every where I went it went I was always reading it. Till one day I ran out of stuff to read in it. And the worst thing is every thing in the book happened, that sucked.

A Hobby Forming

It was 1995 when I decided I wanted a computer But when I asked my dad he said no and if I wanted one I had to pay for it with my own money but at the same time I had no job and only $150.00. I tried looking in the news paper everyday for a cheap computer but all they wanted was in the thousands of dollars or a computer not even worth having or thinking about. The next year they got cheaper in the 900's but with out a job in only 13 getting a good computer was impossible but still tried and saved and beged my dad to get me one but his answer never changed always no. But then good news came and my sister told me that her friend was selling her computer for $300. I had that much so I bought and I finnally had a computer.

"The Upgrade"

I knew it was going to happen and it finnaly did. My hard drive crashed. I knew it was going to crash cause of the problems iv'e been having with it, not to mention the ate of it. So after I brought it to Kiser's Copies, well two day's after. We got a call from Calvin, the guy working on it. Saying that they are still having the same problem with the new hard drive that I had with the old one and that they will check on it and will call us in a couple if day's. So after another two day's passed they called again and said their is something wrong with the mother board and they could send it to get fixed are sell us one cheap and we can send the bad one off to get fixed. This all sounded weird cause the bad mother board was brand new. Well we bought a new one and we will got the other one fixed. The good news is im getting it back today. YIPPE!!

"Life"

People say things happen for a reason, and others say we control what happens. Tell you the rrouth I believe in both of the. The thing that gets me is how my life is going. For instence I want to be a computer pregrammer and at one time i wanted to own a retaurant till I got a computer. I figured i'll own me a restaurant when I retire, so im not a boring do nothing old man. This way I can have a job I will love doing and wont be bored with it. And if im good at it like I plan to, I could be the next Bill Gates. Now here's the th;ing that gets me, im reaslly a nice guy that just wants to succeed in life as you can see. But I make a lot of wrong choices, and i act before thinking. I have bad luck every where I go, every time I turn around I got to het my computer fixed, I try to study and and stay out of trouble, but trouble always finds my and I alwaysfind soem exccuse not to study. I'm already at the point of expulsion our I have one more chance to stay out of trouble before I get expelled. I guess things happen for a reason like they say. But no matter how bad or hard the world tries to put me dpwn or keep me down im not giving up. I will do my best to fullfill my goals, and I wil give ot more than possible to succeed. (You cant keep the te down!) There is one thing that I would love to know, What did I do to deserve this?