ROSS PEROT DOES IT AGAIN! THE BILLIONAIRE TURNED COMPUTER GLITCHE EXPERT SAYS THE ANSWER TO Y2K IS AS EASY AS CURING THE COMMON COLD: “THERE’s NUTHIN’ TO IT”
(Dallas)--August 9--Still bugged about Y2K? Talk to Ross Perot.
Don’t pop another aspirin or smother yourself under tons of Kleenex until
you’ve consulted the former presidential candidate, perpetual multibillionaire
and now self-made computer glitch expert who claims to have discovered
the cure for the Y2K nightmare. “I have the answer!” Perot says,
“Why, after months of research tapping my best people and virtually unparalleled
financial muscle, the solution to this whole Y2K debacle is soooo easy!”
Following an impressive run for the White House in 1992, backed by an equally
impressive balance sheet, Perot recently reinvented his career moonlighting
as stand-up comic actor and Texas-native, Jack Mayberry. But Y2K, as any
entrepreneur knows all too well, is no laughing matter. According to Perot,
the solution to Y2K has a lot in common with common sense.
Perot’s “Nuthin’ To It! Solution” involves a creative combination of personal hands-off technical ingenuity and down home traditional American entrepreneurial spirit. Says Perot: “Inaction in the face of adversity is no vice! Take it from me. Ross Perot. This millennial bug thing is really a left and right wing well-oiled conspiracy designed to cover up intolerable levels of ureaucratic morass only rivaled by the labyrinthine entanglement of cables coming from out the back of my own hard drive. I know all about it. After all, I’m Ross Perot!”
Perot plans to reveal his ambitious plan in greater detail through a series of radio and television appearances in August. Perot’s “Nuthin’ To It Solution” is, in the businessman’s words, “Guaranteed to rid the world of that nasty little two-byte (sic) varmint for good, leaving time for the more important business of our fine country like balancing all those personal check books, roadening opportunities for fly-fishing as a world sport and putting an end to the black market in Mickey Mouse hats designed to make fun of tiny-but-powerful sexy men with funny ears like me.” To learn more about this millennial development or to get Ross Perot’s personal observations and let him know what you think at the same time, phone him now at: 1-800-684-1238