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FREE WILL

ARISE, GEEK-NATION!

O' beloved geeks, Now is the time to implement our plans to take over the world. We promise you high status and special rank in the new world for your assistance (and small donation) in spreading 'Free Will' across the land. We doing all we can here on the homefront, but it ain't easy. Opposition is great, but can not prosper before our legions. Show mercy, troops. Let it be said that we were fearless, un-relenting wit da flow and too supercalafragilstic too be even approached by the mediocristic, but not without mercy. Oh, yeah, I have also appointed myself 'President of the galaxy'. I expect fealty from all in my domain. heh, hehHA!HA!HA!Ha!
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I can't imagine why this would of interest to you but here is an in-complete list of Free Will songs. I keep them here cause we'd forget about songs entirely were it not for some sort of list.

Still confused? Go find out who we are and what do we think we're doing?

In other news...

We are currantly in the process of recording for our CD. When we are done...

BUY IT!!!

All proceeds go to the "Institute of advanced research for new ways to make Randy Happy". Also, FREE WILL would like to give a big shot out and 'preciations' to "Table Four" (You Guys go home, now! You been here fo hour!) for stickin' with us and going to all our shows and listening to the same songs 'till they can sing along/puke. Slackers: you run the risk of forfieting all cool points for continually not showing up at our gigs. Not to mention a chance to help make history...oh, well.

If you want to make a scene, you have to make the scene.

Support your local music!

This message was brought to you by the Campaign to Save the Humans.

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Anyway, here is some...

"trivia and little known 'facts'"

about

FREE WILL...

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BIG SEXY

(aka-Paul)

• (vocals): Likes to pretend he's Elvis (Costello), insists on being called "Newanda", enjoys karaoke, has a scrap-book full of newspaper clippings from Tiffany's mall tour, known in 'geek' circles as the Sultan of SLAM, will do some pretty bizarre things for small amounts of cash...

Quote of the day: "BEHOLD! The POWER of CHEESE!!!" (sorry ladies, he's taken...)
paul rockin' out!

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KIDD

(aka-Nikki)

• (vocals): Has been photographed with almost every 80's band you could think of, has been known to beat up drum-kits with her head, makes really good cookies (hint/bribe/wink!...AGAIN!).

Quote du'juor:

"Watch out! It's gonna be

LOUD!"

(sound man-BEWARE!!!)
Kiddferd to the rescue

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KOOL AS EL

(aka-Randy)

• (guitar and other annoying sounds):Enjoys sneaking up on people to scare the crap out of them, Once had a devastating crush on 'Christine' from "You can't do that on Television", part of an on-going experiment in sleep-deprivation, will not hesitate to "ROCK YOUR FACE OFF!!!"

Quote:"Let the world beware!"
behind this door

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ANT

(aka-Linnel/3pac)

• (Drums, alternate lyrics and complete dis-regard for time keeping) GhettoSuperstar, Doesn't get dunked on TOO much, Ph.D. in Ebonics (also fluent in most Don Kingisms), Two words: Duct tape, Once was mistaken for Tupac Shukur by this one kid a while back.

Famous Quote: "I could be a SUPERHERO!...but first..."

Ant creeping

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JAY

(aka-Jason)

WE INTERUPT THIS WEB-SITE TO BRING YOU THIS BRIEF ANNOUNCEMENT:

Sadly, Jay has quit the band due to what we shall call "Creative differences". So, once again, Free Will finds itself in need of a bass-player. If you think you are that bass-player, do not hesitate to got a hold of us or a Free Will geek near you. We know you are out there, somewhere.

-Editor

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FREE WILL RULES!
(and REGULATIONS)

Got any little-known facts about Free Will you would like to share with the rest of the class? Mail them to me and i may or may not add them...

Also, send all donations, incriminating photos, valentine cards, etc. to:
Free Will Enterprises
2417 Humboldt
Flint, MI 48504
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You can sign our mailing list to stay informed of 'what exacty is da' dealiyo', where will we be, etc... Or you can just check us out @ Tourdates.com (below) to keep track of us (o.k., you can check up on other bands, too!).
tourdates.com was created by musicians for geeks (term of endearment) like yourself who absolutely need to keep track of their fav bands.
Search by artist, city or venue...
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Also @ Tourdates.com; Watch out for our reviews, rants and ravs of local bands and kool places to hang out.

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SLAM and cheese

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I SLAM the walrus
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O.K., thats about it, other than to say "Hi" to Wonko if he's watching. Thanks for kindly droppin in. Ya'll come back now, ya hear? And remember..."Drugs are bad, ungkay?"

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