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Your sitting on your coach late at night and your penis begins to harden. You start rubbing and massaging it, readying it for a good masturbation session. Slowly, you unzip your pants, freeing little Hurcules. You look at your cock, and wonder: "How Big are you boy?"
Placing your cigarette back into the ashtray, you slowly get up, continuing to caress your genitalia. You go upstairs, and you look for a ruler.
When you find the ruler, you go into the bathroom with the big shower mirror, and examine your penis from all sides and angles.
You notice that it had gotten a little soft, so you press downwards on it, then letting it go watching it bounce back up like a diving board.
Now that it is at its peak, you take the ruler, place it on top of your penis and you measure it from the base. Sound familiar guys?
As sad as it may seem, every guy ends up measuring his penis. Many things drive us men to doing this.
Maybe we had just read a Cosmopolitan magazine and accidentally came across an article about penis sizes. Maybe we had just watched a porno and want to compare our scholong with that beast on Peter North. The point is, at some time in our life, us men have the urge to measure their penises.
The #1 concern men have with their bodies is their penis sizes. They could have a penis the size of a battling ram and still feel insecure about their member. Why is this?
As much as you women disagree, men are afraid that they may not be equipped heavily enough to please the other sex. This is a fear that all men have and it makes no sense to me.
Sure, I've measured my penis numerous times, but why? All we need is two inches to please. The females pleasure zone is not in deep in the barrows of their vagina. It is barely two inches inside the roof of their vagina.
The point that I am trying to make here is that you don't have to be well endowed to please a woman.
The penis that you pack is almost guaranteed to please any woman out there. Now, there are exceptions. Some women don't come at all. If you meet one of these women, don't worry, just continue with your mission to get off and get the hell out of there.
Don't worry guys, woman that hard to please are difficult to stumble across. If you by chance get one of these women the first time you fuck, you will be scarred for life, convinced that your cock is useless. But take it from me, the next girl you bang will scream like Jennifer Love Hewitt with a hook stuck up her ass, trust me.
So, next time you look at your penis in shame, think about this article. Pet your angel, comfort him, take him out for a sundae, but whatever you do, don't keep him trapped in your pants all day just because he is a little small. Like us men, he needs attention. Give it to him.
After all guys, if you neglect your cock, and deprive it of its needed exercise, it wont get bigger. It will forget what it's use is, and eventually you will need Viagra to wake him.
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