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NINJITSU for beginners

The Art of Ninjitsu -In ten easy steps

• Stretch Before engaging your oppenent
• Try and make every muscle in your body rigid but flexible
• Choose an opponent(Unless one has already submitted themselves)
• Let fly the inner feeling that you've had all your life but have always tried to Supress
• When this has been satisfactorily completed your opponent should be on the ground.
• If his friends come up to you just say
• This should keep off any unprovoked attacks.
• Collect the victems money and send it to PO Box 2371 West Coast Cooler
• Stretch down and start to drink alot of Water its good for your Metabolism
• Congratulations you have learnt Ninjitsu the Ancient art of Stuff