NINJITSU for beginners
The Art of Ninjitsu -In ten easy steps
- Stretch Before engaging your oppenent
- Try and make every muscle in your body rigid but flexible
- Choose an opponent(Unless one has already submitted themselves)
- Let fly the inner feeling that you've had all your life but have always tried to Supress
- When this has been satisfactorily completed your opponent should be on the ground.
- If his friends come up to you just say
- This should keep off any unprovoked attacks.
- Collect the victems money and send it to PO Box 2371 West Coast Cooler
- Stretch down and start to drink alot of Water its good for your Metabolism
- Congratulations you have learnt Ninjitsu the Ancient art of Stuff
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