
These are some of my favourite quotations:
When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.
-Richard Cardinal Cushing.
The question, "Who ought to be boss?" is like asking "Who ought to be the tenor in the quartet?" Obviously, the man who can sing tenor.
-Henry Ford.
Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire.
-Francois de la Rochefoucald
I am an atheist, thank God!
-Anonymous
Bore: A guy who wraps up a two-minute idea in a two-hour vocabulary.
-Walter Winchell
If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.
-Mark Twain
I have been complimented many times and they always embarass me;I always feel that they have not said enough.
-Mark Twain
Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening.
-Walter Scott