Desi Jokes List
This site is loaded with tons of Indian hilarious jokes. Here is the list of all the languages of India:
(oh if I missed any then please notify me by E-mail)
If you are interested in these jokes then I recommend you to read along and find the address to other jokes.
These are few Indian jokes and if you would like to submit some of your own then don't hesitate to E-mail them to me.
Q: What would you call a sindhi who has fallen from 29th floor?
Q: What would you call a sindhi who has fallen from 50th floor?
Q: What would you call a Sindhi who studies law?
Q: How do you measure a sindhi's's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear!
Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A GUJRATI BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: A sindhi going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat?
A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A SINDHI THROWS A PIN AT YOU?
A: Run like Hell he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Q: How do you make a Marathi laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is the sindhi doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why do sindhi stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: What did the sindhi do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: He turned it over and used the other side.
Q: How do you confuse a sindhi person?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: How do you keep a sindhi in suspense?
A: Just tell them (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
Q: Why are sindhi hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: How do you keep a sindhi busy all day?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: How did the sindhi try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why did 18 sindhis went to a movie together? -
A: because below 18 was not allowed !!!
Q: What's the difference between a sindhi and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: Why do men like sardarji jokes??
A: Because they can understand them.
Q: What do you get when you offer a Gujrati a penny for his thoughts?
Q: What do you call a sri-lankan whois institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: What do you call a Marathi with half a brain?
Q: When is it legal to shoot a sardarji in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
Q: What do you call a pakistani in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
Q: What do you see when you look into a sardarji's eyes?
A: The back of his head.
Q: SOMEONE ASKED IF A sardarji BELEIVED IN SMOKING.
A: He said "Yes, I've seen it done."
Q: Why did the hindustani take his typewriter to the doctor ??
A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
Q: Why can't sardarjis put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: What do you call 10 sardarjis standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Whats the difference between a gujrati and a Supermarket Trolley ?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: A sardarji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A hindustani parade.
Q: Guy asked his sardarji wife "how did you get the car in the living room"?
A: She said "I drove it through the kitchen and took a left."
A sardarji's response to the comment, "THINK about it!":
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