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I Won't Be Your Ryoko Oni
by Death Quaker(mistress@deathquaker.org")
to the tune of "I Won't Be Your Yoko Ono"
by Dar Williams.
Yes, this pushes the meter a little, but then Dar pushes the meter in the original, too.

I wonder if oni-Ryoko
regretted fighting Prince Yosho
If she avoided that cave, or
Would she had become braver
Without Tenchi to distract her heart?

After Tenchi's schooling sessions
Giving him her angry lessons
Challenging her warring feelings
His kindness made her hit the ceiling
She couldn't guard her Ryoko-human heart.

Well they could talk about me, yeah they could talk about me
Throw me to the hungry cabbits of Juraian history
But I won't be your Ryoko Oni if you're not good enough for me

Some will give their love for action
Others trade genius for passion
I don't have the goods to start with
Never had magic gems to part with
Still I hope you'll take me seriously

'Cause I could kick ass, you know
Just as much as dear Ryoko
You don't know any girl like me
I'm stronger than the hugs of Misaki
Or, for all you know, I could save your sword-soul
I wonder if true love could change your mind
Leave your anime babes behind

When Tenchi made Wings of the Light Hawk
Despite Kagato's evil talk
When he knew her true loyalty
Risking herself even for royalty
Then feelings for Ryoko set him free

Anime could go out of print later
Astral-projected love is greater
I think if we could have this somehow
We'd feel Jurai Power right now
We'd be saying love is all you need

And they could rag about me, yeah they could rag about me
Throw me to the hungry cabbits of Juraian history
But I won't be your Ryoko Oni if you're not good enough for me
No, I won't be your Ryoko Oni 'cause you're not good enough for me


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