The Trilogy Includes...
This set includes 6 classic wolfenstein adventures in one great package. The missions included are:
Alien Invasion
Travelling through space, your ship seems to have collided with a planet that
shouldn't be there. Confused... you report to Colonel Bill the error. He replys
suprisingly that THIS is what they have been looking for, for years. It's not
a planet, but actually a spaceship in the form of a planet--- heading for EARTH!
Your job is to evacute the human prisonners from the ship (while hopefully not
getting caught by the aliens on the ship) and destroy the
mastermind in charge of this operation before the ship enters Earth's
atmosphere and destroys the human species entirely...
Halloween Spookfest
Walking alone trick or treating (ran off from your dad because he mentioned
"splitting the candy with him"). You get robbed of 'garbage bag sized' treat stash
by a big gang of thugs in Grimm Reeper costumes (kick the first 12 people's asses but the
gang was just too big, and they were way older than you), you then
decide to-- start trick or treating again. The Pumpkin Head seems to be the
most popular costume this year. Wandering down the dark street at night, you
come across a very big spooky house (it looks haunted.). Knocking madly, you
accident knock a hole in the steel door. Having a real sweet tooth, you enter
the house--- with your pistol someone accidently gave you instead of treats,
nothing is going to get between YOU and your search for wads of CANDY.
Searching for Purple Dinosaur...
Music has been your life for, since you were born. All the time you'd be watching
videos and dreaming of being a rock star. So what does this have to do with Barney???
Well, after Beavis and Butthead got popular (and started to take over MuchMusic), you
weren't too thrilled, but then things just got worse and worse. Beavis and Butthead's
rates went up enormously over time and they stared in shows across the nation. Late last
year, they signed a contract with Barney (and his big wad of $840,000,000 dollars in '94)
to take over MuchMusic (and many other stations as well) because it all worked out, Barney
would be for the kids, Beavis and Butthead for the teens (crazed about them, all the
teens wanted to be just like the two morons) and, well--- it helped encourage adults not
to watch as much television. Barney had also taken over all the kid shows, i.e. Winnie the
Pooh and Babar. You are not one to take this crap, you and three of your friends fly
to Hollywood to end this nonsense, the Way the Allied Forces ended the war, with many
deaths...
Xmas Edition: The Scrooge
All you ever really wanted for Christmas was the internet
so you could download that Awesome new game Chokage. Christmas night,
you slept right by the chimney waiting for your present...
but you fell asleep in the process. Hearing a noise like
bells, you wake up startled to death looking at your clock-
12:04 am. The jolly fellow had just
left. Opening all the present with your name on it, all you
find is a Electric Guitar and chocolate. Shit! Suprised and
pissed, you decide to do a little Chimney surfin' of your own---
looking for that two timing fatso so you can DESTROY
HIM!!! (and gets presents in the process). He couldn't have
gone far....
Spear: Lost Levels
As part of the allied forces, your team was set to attack Castle Nuremberg and
retrieve the spear from Hitler. B.J. Blazkowicz, Jean Moulin... and you were
the leaders. Finding a secret moving passage in Level 4, you wander without your group
into the old elevator. Things seem to turn worse either than better, the elevator
seems to be stuck (at floor 19) and there is no way out. After the days pass, you wander on and
on. A signal comes in on your comm, "CONGRATULATIONS! ARMY RETURN, THIS IS BASE COMAND,
B.J. HAS SUCCESSFUL RECOVERED THE SPEAR". You try to contact
them but in all the exitement, accidently shoot your comm across the room into a mossy, unseeable area. When
you go to retrive it, the ground starts to fall. You fall down with it- and later land in a very smokey bright
blue room, and behind you stand, a green Nazi
and a blue Raygun? All you want to do now is escape....
PacMan & Clown Encounters
After going in the electric chair, you (the most wanted criminal in the world) take
a visit to Hell. But it was all framed, you didn't set an atomic bomb over France to
destroy whole french nation, really! And that thing about trying to destroy the Great tower of Pizza
so you could have your own special european holiday like Guy Fox is all just a superstition.
But now you're dead. Well, in the boiling fire of death area, Satan
feels scared that you might wipe out his workers because of your so called 'past actions'
so he curses you with a life inside a Video Game Cartrige. This will be fun, NOT! You
decide to check the place out. Hmmm... nice, PacMan is trying to eat you... PACMAN IS TRYING
TO EAT YOU???? "Hey, look what level I got up to Mike," yells someone playing the
nintendo, "there's a Human in here, guess I'm supposed to eat him!" he assumes. What kind
of stupid joke is this? you think. "Crack!" the sound of someone stepping on something big,
"Son! Why in god's name is your Nintendo in the middle of the floor? Why don't you play
some other games on that thing, like Wolfenstein or that circus game with all the
Clowns?". After she stepped on it, strange things seem to happen to the Cartridge (it
got somewhat out of whack), and while you were hiding in the box with the PacMan ghosts,
the games had combined . Soon the circus clowns and pacmans had taken over
the nazis in Wolfenstein, and they strangely seem to obay Hitler. The only way to get
out of the stupid game is to conquer it.....
