If it wasn't enough that this guy helped to actually MAKE us this
awesome game, John Romero's has sent us his Episode 1 times; which he
achieved on "Bring Em On Mode" skill level with a 486/33mhz computer!

              Level 1:   0:24      
              Level 2:   0:39
              Level 3:   0:28
              Level 4:   0:34
              Level 5:   0:51
              Level 6:   0:59
              Level 7:   0:39
              Level 8: + 0:33
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              Total =    5:20

Thanks to Gary Ragland for providing the level details.