- CHOKSTER'S SUPER CHOKAGE - ========================== Overview: DOWNLOAD CHOKAGE. Play as a teenager looking for a supersoaker to torch Evil Brother (and everyone else that stands in your way)- or as a very psychotic KRAZZY who wouldn't fit in with the crowd at school cause just a plain FREAK. And take along the best C7 Heavy Metal hits for the Ride, they'll really get you pumped for action. When you're in one of those adventureous moods, live life as five different morons (including Mr. Buff in search for fun, and in Super Dave's case... self destruction. ***This is YOUR kind of game, no questions asked. :)*** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ GAME INFORMATION ------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ STORY SO FAR... ================ Long ago, Charlie used to be the star of Chokster's Super Chokage. Then something BAD happened. Hitler escaped from Hell. Remember when B.J. killed Hitler in Wolfenstein, Hitler went to Hell. But one day, Hitler decided 'Hell Sucked' and decided he'd leave, so he stole Satan's pitchfork and stabbed Satan in the head (Ouch!). He got this idea while he was playing as 'Mr. Buff' on 'The Stupid Choice'. Then after Hitler killed Satan, he ran out of HELL'S EXIT. Then he did something he was dreaming about doing all his life, he went over to B.J.'s house and stole the Spear from B.J. living room (This was not a very hard task because no one was home, B.J. was at the Gym, and his wife Amanda was in Hollywood making her new movie "Biker Mice from Mars meet The Simpsons" With the power of the SPEAR, nothing could stop Hitler from his only goal, to plant a Virus in Chris Chokan's new game "Charlie's Super Chokage" but unfortunately for Hitler, Chris found the cure for the virus. Hitler was so furious he tried to use the SPEAR'S powers to turn Chris into a Toad. But Hitler said the wrong magic words & the Spear made Chris an Evil Twin Brother called "Chokster". Hitler was not disappointed though because Chokster said that he'd help out Hitler. Well, Chokster DID help Hitler, he took over "Charlie's Super Chokage" by kidnapping Charlie. With only 5 weeks before the 'Release date' of "Charlie's Super Chokage", Chris had to do something to stop Chokster, he would have to face Chokster, Man to Man. And now you (Chris) are in Chokster's Hellenstein. Here are some of the Enemies you will have to face: ==================================================== Roof Hanging Guards and The Chokster ------------------------------------- IN THE PAST: A long time ago, the Guards stood straight and followed the instructions, but after a few years on the job guarding Castle Wolfenstein, some guards took a new role, guard Castle Chokage. But what they didn't know was the king of Castle Chokage (The Chokster) was a royal bitch. For the guards, this was pure hell, they started slackin' off because it was so boring and sometimes they would even fall asleep on the job. One gloomy morning, the king noticed a guard sleeping on the job and got so pissed, he shook the Castle so hard that it got practically destroyed. Unfortunately, he lived. So did most of the Guards. Some of them were killed, others injured. The Castle still hasn't been fixed up very much. Some floors were somewhat out of whack, all but 2 floors had survived the crash (Luckily). After a few days of thinking about how to stop the Guards from sleeping on the job, the king insisted that they wear plungers on their feet and hang off the roof, that way sleeping on the job would be more agravating than standing. Some guards tried to get off the roof but they only injured themselves and were shot into the dungeons by the kings royal servants. NOW: The crash has wrecked everything in sight, and Chokster is up somewhere with his pototo chips and soda pop muchin' down infront of the old tube not caring a bit about what happened during the crash to his guards. You (A prisoner sentanced to death by Chokster [Like many others] because of not slaving for Chokster) are trying to escape from this dumpster. Watch out, the place is swarming with police. The undertaker (Chokster's Ghost) is out to kill you because he knows you're trying to escape. Nothing will get in his way, he is invinsable and can harm you with a touch of a finger, your only hope of escaping from him is to open the fence to the CONTINUEUM (the next level you will have to face). The ICE MAN ------------ When the angry death of Chokster arrived, his bar buddy ICE MAN was furious and wanted the killer (you) to die a horrible death. The ICE MAN will go to any lengths to capture you and make sure you pay dearly for your 'horrible mistake'. His Dodge Stratus is made of stainless steel (and the windows are plexyglass). So how are you supposed to defeat ICE MAN with your cheap waterguns? It's a long shot, but my guess would be ---Drown Him Out!!! ELECTRIC Dogs -------------- After staring at the sun, the "Old Wise K9" (Max) stuck his paw into a light socket & told his wife (Maxeen) that sticking your paw into a light socket helps you live longer (he got this information from the "Dogs for Dummies" book he stole from his master "Ken" who was watching Star Trek at the time) & so his wife tried the "light socket method". Unfortunately Maxeen didn't know her mate only had an I.Q. of 12 and that he was reading from the "DON'T" section. Their ELECTRICAL disorder got into their puppies & the puppies passed it on to their puppies and those puppies passed it on to their puppies... (you get what I'm trying to say, right?) Kids Flying In Muppet Babies Planes ------------------------------------- The most common one is Pat, one of the Guard's little nephews, & he's brought along his 82 brothers, 87 people in his family altogether (His mom got in the 'Guiness Book of World Records' for 'Second most pregnancies by one woman'). Pat's 3 sisters all died in the war fighting for the Nazis (Pat's dad "Zarnel" let all the boys stay home and watch the Tube with Grampa & chug Kegs of beer (one of his sons died of alcohol poisoning on the 1st day of the war) while the girls, both of their gramas (who both died of a heart attack during the war) and Zarnel's wife were fighting for their lives. His wife lasted for the longest time (about 3 days) in the war and then some nutcase (B.J. Blaze) shot her with his semi-automatic. All their kids hate B.J. with pashion and guess who's the hero of this game? No, not B.J.; Chris Chokan "Me", but we both look exactly alike (the big muscles, the great face...) and the kids' Dad heard that B.J. was lurking in Chokster's Castle (but it was acutually Chris who was in Chokster's Castle). Their Dad hated B.J. so much because B.J. killed his wife (not that he actually liked his wife, it's just because his wife did all the chores and now he had to do it [he HATED work]. Somehow, Zarnel convinced his kids to get some revenge on B.J. (Who was actually Chris) while again, he was sitting with Grampa infront of the old tube and chuggin' Kegs of Beer. The kid's uncle, "Mike" (A Guard) survived the war (According to Joel the psy-kick "Mike survived the war", but Joel also believes Elvis Presley is still alive & that the monkeys are gonna take over the universe after they conquer the dolphins in a Rock-Paper-Scissors contest.) Don't be suprised if Zarnel's kids DESTROY YOU! They're real menaces. Enemy Muscle B.J.s ------------------- When Dr. Schabbs conducted an experiment to make dead guys come back to life, he didn't know B.J. was involved. Remember in Castle Wolfenstein where you died several times before escaping. Well those dead BJs got mixed up with the other dead guys during Dr. Schabbs's experiment and now there's live BJs trained to kick your ass down the highway (in this case, down the elevator shaft, wait a minute, there are not elevators anymore, Hmm? I've got it, they'll shove you down your Evil Twins HUGE throat). And that's exacly what they do. GOING THROUGH YOUR MISSIONS... ================================ Mission 1 =========== Finally, after years of thought, the deal was FINAL. Alex and Ross (the head nazis) agreed to sell Castle Chokage to Chokster and split the profits among each other, they didn't know WHY Chokster wanted the Castle... but they would soon find out! Your mission is to get rid of Chokster, then escape. To escape, you have to face your sworn enemy the ICE MAN. You start off in a Small Castle with only 2 hallways, as easy as this sounds, if you take the wrong path, you will be wandering aimlessly for years through the fields. Mission 2 =========== Somehow... Charlie has ESCAPED! And now that you have killed Chokster, CHARLIE HAS CONTROL! Why get rid of Charlie? We'll not only does he have control of The Kingdom of Chokage; it seems Charlie always had a little crush on your highschool sweetheart. And we DON'T want to know what he wants to do with her, so save her OR get rid of Charlie (or both if you are really smart) before Charlie gets his hormones into mischief. Mission 3 =========== NEWS! A new mission is in the making, where you will have to face Zarnel and his gang of deadly flying sons and have to defeat THE SECRET WEAPON in order not be stalked by these overly powerful pilots. CREDITS: Who and What helped me at making this game: WOLFENSTEIN 3D THESE PEOPLE: MAPEDIT 4.1 David Lacasse (Lazer-Tongue & Super Dave) MAPEDIT 8.4 Hemi Kid Mailloux (The Original Green Mopar) WOLFEDIT 2.1 Pat Potvin (Level 7 & 8 for SuperNatural) WOLFSND WRITE For Windows 3.1 PKUNZIP - CHOICE BROWSE - VPIC PAINT SHOP PRO VOYETRA DIGITAL AUDIO TRANSPORT (There's probably more) Thanks!!!!