Guys, be scared. Girls, start drooling. Aliens, start cancelling your plans to take over the world, cause this guy's our national planetary safety device; and takes no mercy when pounding the living crap out of anything that gets in his way. (haha.. even I'm laughing now this page is such a joke)
Actually; I'm only a crabby, one-legged 70 year old goat that stole Arnold Schwartzanbooger's body and used Microsoft's "De-evolution Of the Old Ugly Head" program for the cool teenage look. Sweet huh?
