"The only thing better than sex is sex with chocolate on top."
DM: You have a long history with older men, little girl. What's the attraction with daddies?
CZJ:I've never dated anybody the same age as me, so people say, "Oh, it's the father-figure thing." And it's not--I have the best father, and I don't want any replacement, substitute, or clone. I think it's because I love the knowledge those men have.
DM: What do older men know that younger men can only dream about?
CZJ: What you get with maturity--and I think it goes for women, too--is a sense of fuck-you-ness. It's black or it's white; it's not the bullshit in between. I don't like hanging in there because it's safe; I like to feel that there's an up or down, a yes or no.
DM: And so it was that the very mature Sean Connery said yes to you as his new leading lady in the Bond-like Entrapment.
CZJ: And it is were a James Bond movie, I'd be playing James.
DM: What would that leave Mr. Connery playing?
CZJ: God
DM: Okay then, since you spend a good bit of the movie with your clothes off, tell us what it's like to be nude in front of God.
CZJ: Natural. Because if I'm gonna be naked in front of somebody, I'm gonna make sure as hell it's gonna be comfortable, or I won't do it. He's incredible--I felt like part of his family the whole shoot. Though we were always going, "Oh Christ, here we go again," because it seemed like I was always under the bedsheets.
DM: There's my cue to talk about your breasts.
CZJ: They're real. Next question?
DM: Why are men so obsessed with breasts?
CZJ: Well, I'm a woman and I'm obsessed with them. I mean, they're soft and tender and comfy to touch. As long as they're not fake. And mine aren't.
DM: On a scale of 1 to 10, how easily do you fall in love?
CZJ: Eleven. I'm hopelessly devoted to it.
DM: Okay, so how would a guy go about getting you?
CZJ: I love having the back of my neck stroked when I'm driving. I love a man who takes the tiniest details of your body and makes them really provocative.
DM: Okay, let's wrap this up, Tiger. The Haunting is a ghost story. What ghost would you most like to run into?
CZJ: Elvis--I'd throw my soul at him.
DM: How much Cristal can you drink before you fall down?
CZJ: Endless supplies. Why? You wanna have a competition?
