.: Jarvissa's awards :. Like every other web-mistress I made an award. Mine aren't very spectacular and they aren't very enviable. Yet I'm still stupidly choosey about who gets it...aah who am I kidding?!
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Requirements
I don't care much about html skills or appearances. I like things to look nice as much as the next person and tHiS PiSSeS mE oFf sOmETimEs, but other than that, I won't stipulate silly rules like you must coordinate your colours. Incidentally I think any award-giver who makes that condition is a TWAT. [ take note.]
However, Your content must be something else. You don't have to be insane, you don't have to be nice, I don't even have to agree with you. But your site has got to create an emotion in your readers. I have got to read it and think "yes! yes! YES!" or "oh my god!" or "I want to crawl back under my stone and die now." It's about power-writing [ nothing to do with shoulder pads so don't worry!]. It also helps if you're a fellow fuck up with enough neurosis' to fill a small self-help manual. Seriously, there are no stipulations like "you msut employ frames to good effect"...I still can't fathom frames so fiddlesticks. Just, and I can't stress this enough, make me believe that you don't just talk the talk. I want to see some real facking walking going on [ I know, I know, Rachael come down out of the sky..trips over ]. Anyway, if you know what I mean, chances are you're as mashed as they pre-packaged you and my dear ideal recipient. I don't think that's much too ask.
I will ( of course ) link to everyone who wins an award
oh yeah and....
.: don't expect hot-shit graphics..because I'm utterly defunct like that..and they'll be as pretty as roadkill..but equally symbolic.
.: I haven't made them yet because I was hoping to maybe make personalised ones for everyone.
.: finally, I'm really sorry to anyone who applied for the old awards and never heard back..but the forms were being sent to my old e-mail account which crashed and so far, hasn't resurfaced..so I never got them!
.: ooh, finally finally... I faithfully promise to reply to you, and if I haven't given you the award, I will tell you in minute detail WHY.