EPISODE - 5

Then welcome, mm ah,
u zim pulz whar welcome
in Blue Jam
 

1 - Swimming In The Fish Tank

Its guts are coming out of its mouth
 

2 - Stupid Watchmen

They didn’t look like thieves at all, they were
disguised as rapists
 

3 - Mr Martinue Goes To The Zoo

The rhinos are winning today and they shall
feel my jam between their toes
 

Kevin Greening farts like a sax
 

4 - Doctor’s Surgery: Fighting Therapy

He bloody bashed me while I was on the phone
 

Steve Lemacq shaking hands with an elephant
 

5 - Unemployed Welshmen

We used to meet Lenny the Goth up there
until we found out he was a puppet
 

6 - Telephone Number Uncertainty

Just try all the numbers with a seven at the end
 

7 - Monged Sex

Suck my little twin
 

8 - Symptomless Coma

If he felt anything, it would only have been
excruciating pain
 

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