BLUE JAM SKETCH LIST
SERIES - 2

EPISODE - 2

Then welcome, oo thub welcome
in Blue Jam
 

1 - Toothbrush Orgasm

... and basically I keep on brushing as hard as I can,
until eventually I faint
 

Simon Mayo lying in a ditch and pissing
 

2 - Doctor's Surgery: Synchronised Cocks

Swing your hips. Make it slap against your thighs
 

3 - Monologue: Suicide Journalist

He said he was sorry he was late, but actually
he didn't give a fuck
 

Zoe Ball, hanging from the ceiling
 

4 - Michael Alexander St John: Club Scene

Saturday at The Vag in Glasgow,
an all-nighter with DJ Boiled Mouse
 

5 - Kiddie Gangsters: Dial-A-Murder

One fucking word to anyone and I'll hack your balls off
 

Steve Lemacq shaking hands with an elephant
 

6 - Lizard TV

I'm not having a TV pouring lizards into my house
 

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