EPISODE - 4

Then welcome, oo vuf welcome
in Blue Jam
 

1 - Doctor's Surgery: Telephone Diagnosis

There's no point in me doing this over the phone if I
can hear you through the door, is there?
 

Steve Lemacq shaking hands with an elephant
 

2 - Sweary Man: Fucking Noddy

Fucking Noddy
 

3 - Somewhat Redundant Pop Manager

I haven't spoken to them for about 5 years
 

4 - Monologue: The Eden Currant Account Advert

You stink of piss and you're thick as shitty jam
 

Jo Wiley slowly chopped to pieces
 

5 - Michael Alexander St John: Dance Charts

So, who said suburban plum and suitcase was dead?
 

6 - Armed Robber With Gun In Stomach

Half his stomach blown out, all over the place
 

7 - Mr Bentham: Directory Enquiries

0181 995 1732
 

Mary Ann Hobbes drained into a sink
 

8 - Disturbing Landlord: Eviction By Slices

It does seem to me that most of them prefer to masturbate
 

9 - Psychiatrist Sex Game

We once went courting in the canteen of an asylum
 

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