This is the nonsense poem. I read it somewhere and I can’t forget the darn thing!

One fine day,

in the middle of the night,

two dead men got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other

and drew their swords to shoot one another.

A blind dumb policeman was on the scene.

He said "Next week Monday which is Good Friday,

all are invited, club members only,

admission free, pay at the door,

seats are provided, sit on the floor.

HE HE HA HA !!!