Satan's Accidental Sales Page

AHA! LOOK AT YOU, MR "I WANT TO LOOK AT ANIMAL PORN"! BY CLICKING THAT LAST LINK YOU GAVE ALL RIGHTS TO YOUR SOUL TO SATAN. YOU ARE EASILY CONNED AND MUST REMAIN ON THIS SITE FOREVER! BWA HA HA HA HA!...UNLESS YOU PRESS 'BACK'.

Sorry. Your Pal,

El Diablo


Still, while you're here, you might as well journey to the accursed limbo of "The Satan Forum"; the sister site of the pathetic (and probably tie-dye wearing) "Jesus Forum"!

The Satan Forum