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Yea. Here, on this page, JESUS has revealed himself. Verily I, Good St.James have created a forum for Our Lord with the express purpose of bringing you closer to him (after all, he can't be everywhere at once!) and clearing up a few things shockingly omitted by the modern church. Praise be to Godonhigh. Oh yeah, this page is constantly enlarging, so in the words of El Messiah, "Bookmarketh unto mine page, and free rosary beads will be YOURS! (This offer does not apply to real people, or those with names)." Unbeknownst to many, some actual quotations from the big J's face were found recently in a cave in Jordan by a young boy with severe personality disorders. He revealed them on his death bed the minute before suffocating under a plastic bag. I was that bag.
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Some closing words from Ourlordjesuschrist himself:
"Thank you for visiting my page at Angelfire.
Please come back and visit again!
Blessed art thou.
Unless you're called Karl.
Marx or Kennedy, I don't care, I loath you all and cast
your worthless bodies into the Outer Darkness, where
there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
And for those who lack teeth, teeth shall be provided."
In the words of Jesus HIMSELF;
"E-mail me with words, and thou shalt find eternal classness."
To E-mail Good St. James, founder of this blessed site, tappeth your plastic keys.