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Yea. Here, on this page, JESUS has revealed himself. Verily I, Good St.James have created a forum for Our Lord with the express purpose of bringing you closer to him (after all, he can't be everywhere at once!) and clearing up a few things shockingly omitted by the modern church.

Praise be to Godonhigh. Oh yeah, this page is constantly enlarging, so in the words of El Messiah, "Bookmarketh unto mine page, and free rosary beads will be YOURS! (This offer does not apply to real people, or those with names)."

Unbeknownst to many, some actual quotations from the big J's face were found recently in a cave in Jordan by a young boy with severe personality disorders. He revealed them on his death bed the minute before suffocating under a plastic bag. I was that bag.