Firstly, I'd like to say that FREEDOM OF SPEECH RULZ!!!!!!!!!!
Secondly, I don't want any dissing from Microsoft fans... or Bill Gate's admirerers....as if
all complaints should be sent here
Now to get on with SERIOUS business.........
Why does microsoft suck so much??? I know I am supposed to be the nicest person on earth.... but I can't help dissing MICROSOFT!!! I mean, they are suppose to help shape the world's technology not break down nearly every single computer that comes into view.
Did you know that Microsoft is being sued??? good on the ppl who are suing microsoft - they are speaking the voices of the people! They know the ppl's feelings..... now .....
Some of their programs suck so much! eg. Microsoft works exactly the same as Microsoft office - so why waste money on such things???
None of you know Bill GAte's email address right?
Well I do.. he's got stacks of them! some of these include:
bill@antisocial.com
bill_ate@microsoft.com (he can't type properly)
microsoft@your-house.com (in Gates's dreams!!!!)
This is info from Fox (I changed the wording)
Microsoft is being sued by some thing because they hate Microsoft.... way to go.... and also Microsoft is being sued by the American government..... (as if the the American government haven't had ebough law suits..... but......) this just goes to show one thing...... the obvious!
U know the MS read-a-thon.... Ms stands for Microsoft.... and well the point of the MS read a thon is to rid Ms... so we're trying to get rid of Microsoft.... isn't that cool..... someone out there is doing something and I'm sponsoring so many readers!!!!! It is also a reading books thing.... to try and get ppl off the computer, which I assume would probably be ___________!!!!!
I wonder who did the ad for Microsoft in the Time Issue of 8 June 1998 on p 125. If you subscibe to Time check it out! or else check at your local library... if not, just listen to this:
at the center of every great business innovation is one person who is a gigantic pain in the butt
I mean, every single word there refers to Microsoft. the great business innovation is MICROSOFT, the person who is the @$$hole is Bill Gates......(sorry about the offensive use of language... I'm just testing it out and seeing the reaction, if you agree to the usage of such ordinary words/diss the usage of such words..please tell me in my guestbook or email me! )
another ad for microsoft...p. 123
give a man a fish, he eats for a day
teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime
enlighten him further, he owns a chain of seafood restaurnts.
why don't they talk about a pie.
give a man a pie, he eats for a day
teach a man to make a pie, he eats for a lifetime
enlighten him further, he gets a pie in his face.
I mean, what happens if there is an algae attack on all the world's water, there'll be no fish left and the man would starve to death, where as you can have different kinds of pie. u can have meat pie and if the mad cows disease strikes you can have vegetable pie and if there is a pesticide problem you can just have a pie pie or a fruit pie...think of all the possibilites!!! Besides, the last line is relevant to microsoft.....
if the guy who wrote the thing was Ramesh .. (he doesn't have the net does he?!) then "enlighten him furhter" would have a TOTALLY different meaning.....AHEM! u know what I mean......black cape and candles and your life flashes before your eyes /.... S~C~A~R~Y
What do you think if I went into advertising......hm....good thought.. I might do that ... it's better than a brain surgeon or a heart surgeon...(whoops, this has nothing to do with microsoft, but stuff it!) or else..law sounds pretty ok.......one day someone might be suing Microsoft/Bill Gates' descendants - Bill Fence, or Bill Path or Dr.W.Will Bill U (don't wait, we'll bill you) hahaha...I know I'm hysterically hilarious.....
what else is there to talk about.....I'm bored!!! There's nothing good on the web ne more, for some very weird reason..I wonder why...is it coz Communism is coming into power, or is it Microsoftism..
o yeah, u know, my friends and I were at Dymocks the other day, and we saw this book called "the microsoft way".. it's something about microsoft (DAH!!) but it wasn't like I was going to buy it for $17.95 I mean is microsoft worth that much?!?!??!?!?! I'd thought it was in the two dollar shop or something similar..the junk yard
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