1. DO YOU SNORE? No. Then again, guess I wouldn’t know cause I always sleep alone. I’ve been told I kick a lot, I drool a little if I have a stuffy nose, and I guess there's been a few times where I've actually walked and talked in my sleep. I know I woke up one time and told my friends to leave my room and finally realized they weren't there and I was alone, but one time I walked into my sisters room and threw a stack of magazines on her floor and told her those were the magazines she wanted, which she never wanted.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? Definitely not a fighter! I’d be the one laying on the ground in the fetal position…
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? I actually have a lot of fears. Not normal ones. Bugs I’m only scared of them being in my bed…roaches especially! I’m always terrified that I’m gonna find out someone died or weird things that no one would think I was scared of. Oh, and since I saw 20/20 when I was little, I’m scared of being possessed by the devil!
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? My parents bought a really cool set we used in the gifted program that had pulleys and wheels and stuff.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV? Didn’t used to bug me…kinda liked it when it was new, but there are such stupid things on now I wanna shoot people for being that dumb.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? I chew on everything. I could chew on a straw for hours. Gotta have my hands and mouth always occupied.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? My neighbor called my ET when I was first born. But after that, hell yeah. My mom makes fun of me for all the pictures I have all over of me when I was little. Loved little me. I used to be so cute…
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? Not sure…been living it for 5 years now. Then again, I’m never happy anymore…
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? I don’t know…think maybe it was white at one point…
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? No, but I talk to myself in the shower. Do a lot of good thinking there. Sing in the car…all the time!
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? There was that one time that I was with Sara at Steamboat Days and we were meeting up with her parents and ran into my dad and he said he’d pay for me to go…but I was wearing a tank top with a strapless bra that wouldn’t be good and we were late…I regret that sooo much!
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? Not really. I can pop my ankles over and over and it freaks people out how I do it. I’m not very talented.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? Right now I wanna go to Chicago and visit friends.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? Probably not. Never paid attention to him.
15. (So, I guess there’s no number 15. Why do they feel the need to leave out that question of all of them?)
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"? Never heard of it.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? Not really. I’ll be dead before it affects me probably and well, who gives a shit about anyone else?
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? Am I the only one that finds this question really dirty? I need to stop listening to Lil Kim.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? Yes, but I have to keep singing it forwards to find the letters to go backwards. I think that would be a no then…
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? Once when I was about 4 and went to Florida and again when I was 20 and went to Cancun. My mom kept telling me to shut up cause every second I was like, in Final Destination, this happened, and then this, and in Final Destination…
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? A girl can always dream, can’t she? I was always so jealous of my cousin (well, for about everything, but especially cause she was a spoiled only child) but now I get along with my sister and I’m happy I have one.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER? I like the electric ones the go vroooommm. But then you end up with no pencil. I liked it when you had the good white wood ones and you could use the manual and have the cool sharpenings that I used to keep.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? My dad hunts a lot. I’m also from sorta a hick town and everyone I know there is all obsessed with it. I don’t care. I like fishing…never did the hunting thing though.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? I’m thinking that’s a big no!
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I can’t even read my own writing sometimes…so that’d be another no.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Dust, a few trees, and some other crap. I think I’m allergic to some people cause I don’t feel very well around them. Used to get 2 allergy shots a week for about a year in middle school. Life sucked then! Good thing I don’t mind shots.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"? I tell everyone I love them. Every time I hang up with my parents they tell me they love me…I used to just say, yep, goodbye. Sometimes I say it back now though. That’s probably the only time I’ve ever said those words when hanging up the phone. I said those words probably about 3 times ever to someone other than my family (or Karen and Joan…long story) and that was a long time ago. People who say that every time they hang up the phone annoy me like crazy. Wait, I guess I also do that with Holly. But actually, it’s always “I love you too!” cause she says it first.
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE? No, but 2Pac is. Jeffner Nash and I are still supposed to go visit him Jamaica. We were gonna do that in 8th grade…
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? Muahahahaha! I don’t do crying. My body is incapable of that. At Tiff’s wedding, I started laughing and was preoccupied with the sweat dripping down my leg (yeah, it was that hot in a little sundress!)
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? I love eggs from my head down to my legs! I like em all ways. Love omelettes, love scrambled, and love when my dad makes them easy over with corned beef hash…which is about the most fattening thing ever and I love it!
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? Now this is about the funniest question ever right now. I work with some of the dumbest people on earth. I just dyed my hair dark again, just cause every girl I work with has blond hair (tonight Liz was behind the bar with dark hair and there were 6 blondes and me on the floor) and I wanna kill myself half the time I have to work with some of them. I didn’t wanna be one of them anymore cause it’s about the worst thing to be under the same category as them.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? Eh, normally I just lose them around my room so they don’t even make it in the wash, or it gets in the wrong load.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 2:19 am. Hey, it’s still early!
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? Not this again. I have nicknames for certain people. Some of my friends have called me KAZ and sometimes my mom and I sign everything as KAZ. My dad is the only person that can get away with calling me Kris. My mom calls me KAZ, KZ, or sometimes Crazy KZ. My sister started to call my Krispy Kritters from the cereal. Then it got shortened to Kritters. Then I was Tistapod, and soon just Pod. She calls me random things a lot. Luis at work now calls me Christina Aguilera…who my cousin’s friends though I was when they first met me and she came out right after that, til her boyfriend found out I spelled my name with a K. Andra’s family used to call my Britney. Yeah, I answer to anything. Oh, then there was Sparkly Boobs. The whole Mat E department at ISU knew me as that (even though they didn’t know me and would meet me and be like, oh, you’re Sparkly Boobs!) That started the great phrase “Sparkly Boobs works at Hooters!” and also led to the nickname Glitter Tits…
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? Until my sophomore year of college, I had never had a fast food hamburger. Beavers called my sister cause he didn’t believe me. He and Jeff were managers there…then I fell in love with McDonald’s. Oh, and I had an Eggnog shake the other day…oh my god! I fell in love!
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? Got home about 2 hours ago. Took me close to that to get home thanks to the snow and ice. I never want to drive that slow and in the crappy of weather again!
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? I’m not a bath person. Used to take them with friends in swimsuits…did that in high school a few times. That was funny. Especially when Sarah showed up at Sara’s house and Sara and I were getting outta the shower together after taking a bath and pulled down our bikini straps under our towels to look naked. They both shaved my legs once…we’re kinda weird. Love showers though…like I said, I do my best thinking there.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? I wish. My sister ruined my life cause I still lived in Arlington Heights (so I was way under 7) and she found out there was no Santa or Tooth Fairy or Easter Bunny…and she found out about periods, and was in the bathroom when I was getting into the shower or something like that and she told me everything. She cried. I couldn’t cause I wasn’t supposed to know. My parents never did tell me, but years and years later (like high school) I told them how my sister told me. I never forgot and she ruined my childhood.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? I have this spot…it gives me chills a lot!
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? Not so much. Love the dark. Although sometimes I get this weird feeling that someone’s in my room or like, standing over my bed and I all of a sudden grab my remote and turn on my tv for light. Oh, and the worst is after watching the Halloween movies. I can’t even shower cause I can’t close my eyes cause Michael Meyers will come up behind me. And the people in the white from the first Halloween movie…I think of that and I’m scared.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Candy (any sorta sugar,) milk, dairy products, my tv (oh god my tv!) and my computer.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? Love the crunchy kind. I like fluffernutter sandwiches. You take peanut butter (I like the crunchy as I’ve said) and marshmallow cream on bread. Soooo good! I wouldn’t have bread, so I’d just eat them together with a spoon. Yum, that sounds good about now!
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? Unfortunately, not normally. I can sorta do my thumbs, well, multiple places of them, and my ankles like crazy. My back doesn’t pop. Damn, it’s hurting just thinking about it and needs it.
15. DID YOU JUST CRACK YOUR NECK? No, but I sure just tried pretty hard. (Ok, is someone stupid? 43, 15, 44? What the hell?)
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? Nope. Never really hurt myself much. My mom got put in an ambulance once. I was in school. She broke her leg the first day back from Christmas break when I was in 8th grade doing lunch duty and slipped on an icy step. It took the ambulance about an hour and they kept hurting her leg more. The dumbest part of it was…they were right next door to the hospital when St. Paul’s was over there. Makes ya wonder, huh?
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? Only once. If I’m working all day, I brush my teeth before I leave and I brush my teeth before bed. If I’m around the house all day, it tends to be more if I leave a lot.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? Fuck yeah! Just say no! I remember…I don’t know who it was. God, that coulda been Natalie…in middle school…in DARE. We had to practice just saying no and we sat there offering each other drugs and were screaming no at each other and stuff. It was great fun. Gee, and to think, the word no used to come outta my mouth….
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? Not really. There’s certain times I can sleep like crazy, but when people are around, I won’t sleep. And I tend to wake up from every noise…it just depends on the circumstance.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? That depends. They used to be pretty dark brown. They sometimes look that way, but normally they’re more green. Especially my right eye. It will turn bright green and my left one will still be brownish. They change colors a lot. I’m an odd one.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? I think this is a good question for me to skip right now, besides, I’m getting tired of this survey.
51. WHO'S BETTER? Who’s better at what? I’m always better. I’m the best at everything. The answer is me.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? I wish. Actually, if I could have any superpower, it would be to read people’s minds. Hear their thoughts…that would be great. I need to be able to do that.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? What’s reading?
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? Actually, I just played the piano when I was home a few days ago. I started the piano kindergarten or something (my mom taught me) and then started playing the sax in 4th grade, was in a community band (with all adults, including really old men) in 5th grade and played through middle school, but quit after 8th grade to do cheerleading in high school. Kinda wanna get my sax out and play. I like playing instruments sometimes. My mom plays the piano and sax too, so that’s where I got that.
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY? I honestly can’t think of a time I did. I’m way too reliable and honest, I suck!
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? Never tried, but it looks like fun. Been skiing a lot…that’s kinda fun. Oh god…I remember back in 8th grade going on a church (yes, I said church) ski trip. I don’t think I’ll ever forget that. Forgot about the year before when we did it, but we went with another church and that was the day that I met two people…not gonna get into that, but I’m sure certain people can figure it out. I’ll give a hint…twins. Yeah, gave that one away!
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? Love it. You would not believe how good I am at roughing it. Camping…makes me think of Without a Paddle..."What’s a camping trip without beer?" "Well it's still a camping trip actually, just less vomiting."
58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH? No. Although I’m sure there’s been the time or two that it’s happened. It’s always so much funnier when you’re laughing and someone snorts.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? Hell yeah. You’d be shocked what I believe in. Things never work like I want though. I don’t seem to have the little powers I wish I had…can’t make the things happen I want to happen. Wishes never come true. I still believe a lot though.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? When all your other friends ditch you, dogs make pretty good friends. I love my dog a lot, even though he’s kinda a bitch. He likes to cuddle though. I can hug him and he likes it. Sam didn’t really like that. She liked to be pet, but if you just hugged her, she got annoyed. Hunter loves it. He's such a cuddler and I love that, but he feels the need to shove his wet nose into you and lick you a lot, that’s annoying.
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? Divorce isn’t really a think you can believe in. It exists, therefore there’s not much to believe in. Now if you agree with it, now there’s a question. Honestly, it’s become a way of society. I think people are dumb as fuck and shouldn’t get married in the first place if they aren’t ready to stay married forever. In my family, divorce doesn’t happen. Unfortunately, it seems like death happens way too much though. 2 of my 3 aunts on my dads side are remarried, only cause the angel of death (sorry, too much Charmed) came and performed his own little divorce, but ya know, not the same thing. I think some people need to get divorced though. Honestly, a few people I know, I’m kinda just waiting for them to get divorced. It’s sad too when they’ve been married well, very very very short times.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? I doubt it. Don’t think I’ve probably tried for about 10 years or more. I can do the Roger Rabbit really well and the Hammer. I used to always impress people with that. Still kinda do cause people can’t believe I can still do that and do that so well.
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? Fuck no, I’m perfect!
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? Baby it’s cold outside…k, sorry, I sometimes break into song. It’s snowing a lot. Crappy crappy driving weather. It sucks. I hate snow, unless I’m at home in Burlington and can go out and play in it. Wish I was home and could go sledding with Julie right now. I have a craving for sledding and playing in the snow. My street is perfect in front of Sara’s old house. I live on a street called Rolling Hills, so for those of you that don’t know what it’s like in front of Sara’s old house, use your imagination.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? I’ve been inhaling Butterfinger Christmas chocolate bell things. That and mill...I’m on about my 4th glass since I got home from work. I had fried pickles at work tonight…oh god! I love those now! I just love food. And I love sugar!
66. DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH? No, well, on my toes always. I don’t remember the last time in my life I didn’t have them painted. Maybe about 10 years ago. Just repaint them over and over and never take off the polish. My nails though, I always would bite them like crazy and they were awful and polish wouldn’t stay on them at all, but since Tiff’s wedding, I’ve become addicted to fake nails. Can’t live without them now, but I just have a French manicure.
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? No, I don’t kiss boys. Wait, that’s probably a bad answer for this question if you know me. Ok, let’s rephrase that, no, I don’t kiss boys OR girls, ever...course not. Kissing is yucky!
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? There was this one with Tony Hawk I believe. Starts out with his alarm and then he gets outta bed. The most annoying sound to me is an alarm clock. I hate that sound cause it means I can’t sleep anymore!
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? I bought a whole shirt from there. I like it too. I wear it sometimes. First ever. My friends made me shop there forever. Sarah kept telling me she couldn’t seem wearing anything at that store. Well Sarah, I got a shirt from there (even though it’s about plain bluish greenish and the soft t-shirt material I love) and I wear it! You’re wrong biatch!
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT? I really don’t have one. Right now I’m all about the Christmas music. Christina, Mariah, Rev Run and the Christmas All Stars (Santa Baby...it has Mase in the song,) Mannheim Steamroller, and of course, Kenny G. Am I a dork or what?
