- 2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING..... WOULDN'T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM WOULD HAVE SEEN IT??
- A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts to gallop. The blonde is enjoying herself. All of a sudden she slips off and her foot gets caught in the reins. The horse doesn't stop and the blonde is still being dragged upside down. She doesn't know what to do. Finally the Wal-Mart manager comes and unplugs it.
- What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
- A blonde took her BMW to a garage and came back a little later and asked what was wrong. The mechanic said just crap in the carburerator. the blonde asked how often do i have to do that?