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ICQ Rocks The House
When I saw the message blinking on my screen, I thought, great just another shitty
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Aron always goes to Mya for help |
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from John Johnson (whom I have listed as "kart-racer2000" on my
icq list) to tell me about some semi-funny new adventure he’d been
witness to. But amazingly this bit of information had a deeper
meaning. JJ is a straight shooter so he gets right to the meat
of the offer and asks me how I would feel about combining the world
famous Dick Wiffler with some website he tells me is called Gordiehoops.
I start to give him some line about "if you want to get a good
look at a T-bone steak…" but then I forgot what I was talking about,
so I just said "sure that might be cool". The sales pitch was this:
with a new combined super-site we could give people 3x the amounts
of updates with 3 webmasters as opposed to 2 or 1. So I decided
to call up the pop singer Mya to ask her what she would think about
this merger (I frequently contact Mya to help me with important
life decisions). Mya told me it would be like wo if we pulled this
merger off so I immediately decided to greenlight this project.
We’re just trying to shake things up (tailfeathers, etc.) so hopefully
some gnarly offspring of Wiffler/Gordiehoops will be born. We’ll
try our best to keep things smoother than a church sailor around
here. That is, of course, if that faggot courthouse doesn’t stop
us.
Aron Vaughn is a frequent contributor to Gordiehoops.com and usually writes about
the whole Dick Wiffler scene; One of the more humorous writers on the block. |
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