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I'm Eric. My close friends know me as Eazy E, and the ladies know me as God's gift to them. I'm originally from Waterloo, Iowa. I'm a graduate of Waterloo West High School, class of 1998. I now reside in Iowa City. I totally conquered the Waterloo/Cedar Falls area, so I moved here for a new challenge.
I am a machine. I am one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time. I am also probably the best looking, most intelligent person that you'll ever meet. As you can see below, I have been rated highly based upon a shitty picture of myself at hotornot.com. Imagine how hot I must be in real life! Can you believe I'm actually single? It doesn't matter though, because I'm a 24x7 poontang getting son of a gun.
Just a little bit about me...
I was going to school for Law Enforcement, but since I have successfully acquired my 2nd OWI, I don't see that happening. I finished up my AA degree at Kirkwood Community College here in Iowa City, just for shits n' giggles. Since I'd taken so much time off, I was a 6th year senior when I graduated from Iowa, and I figured it'd be nice to have a cheap community college diploma to flash around in the meantime before I had a real degree. I graduated from the University of Iowa in May of 2004 with a degree in Communication Studies. Now all I'm doing is trying to decide on a career, and score on some hotties. I think it would be pretty sweet to have some kind of job for WWE now that I'm graduated, but I'm not going to hold my breath. Vince McMahon would kick me in the nuts.
I worked at MCI for the last 3 years of college. (Yes, I was one of those pesky telemarketers, but only I'm cool and when people didn't hang up on me they totally dug me because I was the most charming and amazing invasion of privacy they've ever had.) I didn't consider it an actual job, just a source of income while I was in school. I was laid off from there in August of 2004, and the timing couldn't have been better. I got a nice little 6 month paid vacation to decide what I want to do with my life. Guess what I decided to do? Go back to fucking MCI and work full time, and go back to school this fall to pursue a degree in Spanish. Man I hate myself.
In my free time when I'm not in school or working, I like to drink a lot of booze and go pillaging. I also enjoy sleeping a lot, and boning sluts.
Some of my other interests include professional, amateur, & midget wrestling. One time I met some midget wrestlers. It was totally sweet! And if any of you were curious, the picture at the top of the page was taken when I wrestled in the Olympics, and that is me suplexing the 450 pound Chris Taylor in the gold medal match in the Superheavyweight division. I don't know why the picture turned out so funny, but it is a legit photo. What a great, not-fake photo. Seriously.
A little known fact about myself is that I am actually a certified reverend. So if anybody ever needs some guidance, a marriage, or an exorcism, just give me a call!
If you're ever online when I am, and you're either someone I know, a midget, or a good-looking chick, you can talk to me. My AIM screen name is honkey69, my Yahoo! messenger name is ericstaffordericstafford, and my MSN messenger ID is honkey69@msn.com. If you have free time, make sure you take the Eric Trivia Quiz at the bottom of the page, and if you wanna keep up to the minute stats on me, you can check out my online journal that I'm gonna try to keep. The link is at the bottom of the page with the rest of my favorite junk, or else you can click here. I'm also going to start posting some digital pictures online. Check some of them out by clicking here.
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Here's my favorite junk.
Randy West--My role model
Newgrounds.com-- Funny stuff.
Midget Wrestlers!
Tucker Max
Mullets Galore!
Here is living proof that Hoser isn't even remotely gay. Queers obviously do not drink BUD HEAVY.
The Onion.
These Ninjas are totally sweet!
Click here to read a really funny 1 page paper that I wrote when I was going to school to be a cop.
Funny movie of Hollywood & Eazy E!
Click here to take the Eric Trivia Quiz
Once I stopped drinking, and then my buddy Vito wouldn't let me.
Cool pictures of Don Vito passed out like a little bitch.
Don Vito on Hot or Not
Eric's Public Message Board
My resume
Read my online journal!
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