


This is one of my theories. The only way this could happen is if I don't get a desk job.
Theory number two is I will become some depressed adult trying to look young by dying my hair, accidentally getting the dye in my eyes.
Theory number three is that I will become a hippie, grow my hair long, and live in a trailer by the river.
Theory number four is that I will become a demented psycho. Enough said.