I got the music in me!

Have you heard the one about the opera singer who was abducted by kidnappers? They thought she was an heiress and were hoping to collect ransom. When they discovered their mistake, they offered to release her if she could prove she was an opera star by singing for them. “What?” she said; “Sing here? In this place? With no orchestra, no audience, no contract?”

“Let her go,” sighed the criminal ringleader. “She’s an opera singer all right.”