First up, we'll call her tight pants girl...TP for short. She is the biggest hooch any of us have ever met. Everybody knows she is like totally the smartest girl in the school...that's a jimmy crack lie if we've ever heard one...
Next is The Wooly Mammoth herself. We know for a fact that Storm Lake guys are afraid of her... her nose is longer than that of Pinocchio... she has done some things to the pB in the past...and the dooberish wrath of the pB fell down on her...
Laurie and Pissy(pussy licker)bitch are gonna get ther fuckin asses kicked if they don't knock this shit off...We know were you live...one of us is a genius about finding ppl. So sleep tight.
