Slayers Quotes

MOVIE quotes :)

"Fireball."

"Beware evil doers!"

"At least the food is good."

"Why do I have the feeling this is only the beginning?"

"If you push me too hard I might get violent."
"What do you mean might? You just drop-kicked me!"

"It's about time you stopped farting around."

"thufferin thucatash."
Tape 1 quotes :)
(episodes ABCD/1-4)

"Do you, you lousy witch? What lousy lines!"

"If I gave you my name, you'd get it dirty."

"Lena, it's burning my bottom off!!"

"Well I'm NOT a man."
"Oh, yeah..."

"Hi honey, I'm home."

"Well well well, there's a familiar eye."

"Give the man in the gift wrap a big cigar."

"But now he's mad and we could wake up dead!"

"Just be a good girl."

"Making him understand is gonna be tough. Even my magic isn't that strong!"

"Dude, he's wearing a sports bra." - Kelly comment.

"Now that's an alarm clock." - Kelly comment when Lena blows someone up to wake her up
Tape 2 quotes :)
(episodes EFG/5-7)

"Oh, great! A flounder with feelings."

"You're a very peculiar young lady."

"Looks like it's gonna be a long night."

"Koala."

"You ate him! You ate him all!"

"Don't tell me he's trying to take over the world! Can't he be more original than that?"

"Better get a new line pops, that's what all the bad guys say."

"Maybe you're better at skipping rope but you're not very good at hide-and-seek."

"I gotta admit, this guy's original."
"Very weird."

"Damn you! Just wait till I come back to life!"
Tape 3 quotes :)
(episodes HIJ/8-10)

"Keep eatting like that and you'll bust every where but your bust."

"I believe turning everyone into stone like this boy would be quite... artistic."

"Hey you, can you help me kill you?"

"Well, here goes nothing... wow, nothing was right."
Tape 4 quotes :)
(episodes KLM/11-13)

"Obey me or feel the hammer of JUSTICE!"

"Hey. Hey. Hey."

"Do you, do you work in a pet shop?"

"Uh, sorry, just a reflex!"

"Ya ya ya call me queen ya ya ya."

"She sure has a way of making a man feel inadequate."

"Pacifist Crush... Kindness to all creatures kick!... Good will toward man smash."

"I'm sorry you don't get my humor... maybe you'll get my PUNCHline."

"Give a man a break and you'll end up broken."

"What's that supposed to mean?"
"I don't know."
Tape 5 quotes :)
(episodes NOPQ/14-17)

"Victory!"

"Your chicken?! Your chicken?! What about Gowry?!"

"Those guys are so stupid they got caught in their own traps!"

"Don't worry, there's no way he'll land on us."

"I don't believe it, everything's gone to hell!"

"This sucks!"

"Hey, come on, get up, it's time to die!"

"Roar! Roar!"

"Somebody please take my life."

"Where's the justice?"
"It's around here somewhere."

"I'd rather be eaten by a dragon than marry a guy!"

"Fool! You think you can attack the great Balloon?"
Tape 6 quotes :)
(episodes RST/18-20)

"Gowry dear!"

"The guy nearly killed you, you moldy brained..."

"Uh, can I ask a question here Professor?"

"But I've gotta say, his legs are sexy."

"Now I'm pissed!"

"Hey, Lena, are you gonna be playing with the fish-man all day?"

"I'm gonna kill you even more now."

"You're a real idiot."
"Yeah, I guess so."
Tape 8 quotes :)
(Next #1 Sudden Pinch)

"How many times do I have to explain this, Yogurt brain?"
"Want a taste?"

"I don't think she has both oars in the water."

"This is a Dragonslave alert!"
"All citizens please evacuate as quickly as possible."

"Good! So you mean you believe that story?"

"Now that is a secret."

"Well, I tipped off the bandits about someone coming to steal the manuscript... was that wrong?"

"Don't worry, I hit you with the back side. Oh, this is a double edged sword. Sorry."

"It wasn't me!"
"It wasn't me!"
Tape 10 quotes :)
(Next #3)

"Yes Master."

"Why me?"

"Oh God. God of cookery give me strength!"

"My name is not Pops!"

"I have a feeling we could dig this whole place up and find nothing but walking sticks."

"You can ponder that in the afterlife. Now take your spell back."
"I don't want it!"

"Joyful reunion bear hug... Malevolent giant swing! ... Peace and love double impact"

"This will eventually become really really bad."

"You shouldn't invite people over then leave the house. What's that all about?"

"You are really starting to become annoying."

"You say the most amusing things."
Tape 11 quotes :)
(Next #4)

"And just how am I a threat?"
"I don't have to tell you that."

"Tee hee my ass!"

"Oh, did I hit you? Sorry but I'm in a hurry."

"If we started begging for mercy now, we'll never be able to face Lena!"