question asked to slash
What is your relationship to the Emperor and Empress?

slash's answer
What are you blind, can't you see I'm a royal bodyguard!?

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Why are you still here?! I answered your stupid question! Oh what, that's not good enough for you? FINE. I met Jordan because we were trainees at the same base. I was probably around 12 or so because I remember being surprised that when Jordan got his own base, he wanted me to be one of the trainees. That kid didn't really have too many friends, I guess. He was very quiet and very anti-social. I don't know why he liked me so much. We were such opposites. Anyway so I've been training with him ever since and he's my best friend no doubt I've saved his ass and he's saved mine tons of times in our battles. He's probably the only person I can really depend on, who I really trust, besides my sister. Indiana, of course, I just met when she was recruited. I don't know. I guess she's cool, since Jordan likes her so much, and since she's standing right behind you listening to what I say. Just between you and me *whispers* she can be a huge bitch sometimes. *back to normal voice* Now back off before I make you.